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Show 11 YOU CAN HAVE AN QUIPS AND QUOTES EXCITING FUTURE Having a Fit contour chair I like to sit in, For it's a chair I nicely fit in. Indeed, although its all ape is odd, I'm like a' pea that's in a pod. I'm like a babe within its cradle, I'm like the gravy in a ladle. I'm like a hand that's in a glove, A feeling that I dearly love. I fit, in fact, so very well, I'm like a nut inside its shell Or like the coffee in a cup. The only trouble's getting up. Richard Armour A y M They now have sleeping pills for children. They're called kid nappers. Shelby Friedman START YOUR "I've just discovered oil on our property," said the husband as he burst into the house. "Wonderful," cried his wife. Now we can get a new car." "We'd better get the old one fixed," he replied. "That's where the oil is Dorothea Kent coming from." oiPuunG :JHE i. f ? i . ; . : The man who claims he's never told his spouse A thing that wasn't absolutely true Is one that I distrust I'll bet the louse Would lie concerning other matters, too. Hal Chadtciek gal-'antl- "but 15 of them are very beV. D. Palat coming to you." 4 1 The best way to leave the stock market with a small fortune is to enter it with a large one. Lucille J. Goodyear A husband and wife were in one of those endless arguments, when the husband exploded with, "One of us is stupid!" The wife burst into tears. "All right, dear. I take it back," he said. "One of us is not stupid!" Lane Olinghouse "Father, I cannot leave you ivith a credibility gap." e expansion is creat- ing many new positions : with the airlines. Young .. men and women are needed in reservations, communi-- . cations, ticketing, opera- - ' tions, air freight and pas- sertger service. These are good paying jobs that offer you a chance to meet inter-- ; esting people, travel to exJet-ag- . Let's Draw George Washington ; rip J Is One Box Larger? rrTtrffWfti 3521 Broadway, Oapl. FW-- 2 City, Mlaaourl M111 want FREE facta an Airline Career. four-lette- IIBI CNAME ADDRESS. CITY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE? " j:ip PHONE. Question --AGEYES 3RA0UATI0N DAT- er r From a word for an animal that belongs to the deer family, take away the first letter and get a game. (See Answer Box ) I STAT- E- Hidden in this sentence is an eight-lettword for a vote count that every political candidate hopes to get: According to the major, it yowled like a cat, but no one else had heard the mystery animal he said he saw. (See Answer Box) "Be8t tel1 the thought he. truth," 7 j AAY'' , I . . ' lyUy V Minus One ranaaa about 2-- Hide-a-Na- What did the little nail say to the magnet? (See Answer Box) PERSONNEL SCHOOL George Washington was doubtful When he cut the cherry tree, Whether he'd done rig-- .t or wrong. chest Riddle Me This i lftAitn aikuiu YES, By Ann Davidow JUNIOR REASURE quickly. Weaver Airline Personnel School has placed thou- sands with over 40 differ- ent airlines. You can start Lryour airline career at home without giving up your pres- ent job. If you are a high school graduate (17 to 38), send coupon today to learn if you can qualify. CI. APPROVED What state has the name of what President? (See Answer Box) NO (See Answer Box) E- Accredited Member National Home Study Council t- Who Does He YWnk He's Kidding? WEAVER WAY' citing places, advance i At a party, a man met a woman whom he hadn't seen in many years. Both the man and woman were delighted to see the other, and after they had exchanged greetings, the man said, "You haven't changed a bit. You look wonderful." "Oh, I don't know about that," protested the woman. "Since I saw you last, I've gained 25 pounds." y, "That may be," said the man 12 fa mil if Weekly, February 22, 1970 Answer Box uoisia jo ui luauajjip j avoi a;ou puB punojB auiMuap aq; mnx 'azis 9uibs 3jb eaxoq aiy, :xog 3(j3ub mo& uo Sutpuadap 'azis atfueip o juaddu eaxoq tyjorjK SBi-ag :auiBN-B-api- :uo H snujw uoijuiqsBAV :uoijs3nt) 3auobj;;b ooi sjb no a,, :appja |