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Show r mmw i.wuwuMML i vmmm mmm mm um m. ..j.. i. .1.. The Saist Lake Telegram. 1 hum - geny of all English sovereigns multiplied like those of the Kings mentioned there would .be 400,000 living people, 'more or less, directly related with roy THE PEOPLE'S NEWSPAPER, The Marquis takes no account of the descendalty. ; Published Every Evening Except Sunday. t ants of the children-o-f King who bore the bar sinis: studying by tho ter; ko ambitious Americans need not fear llP-K- t of the each book the In SALT LAKE r Iluvigny's directory. TELEGRAM PUBLISHING CO., names is prefixed by the nuralCT showing how near (Incorporated.) ' Offlce-i- i9 its owner is to the head of the family, and eonse-nuentlS. West. Temple. St., Salt Lake City, Utah. Tehone CaHs Office 240; Editorial P.oorna. 22S.' if the matter were settled by descent, to the English throne. No. 1 is prefixed to the name of TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Princess Louise of Bavaria, who is. described as the in advance year, b.x m"9nth?,by bymail, mail, in advance of Stuarfv Tudor, Plan e month by mail, in advance 6f heiress of the royal houses or." or carrier by mail to genet, Bruce and Savov. The Duke of Devonshire t. :nsrie "itnv, evervwh rc3 cents Hern.t by P. O. money order, exprc-sregishas a drop of money order, ;,;.; from Princes Louise, but leavu iLtcr, bank or draft, in the name and to the aa- - ,s () , oress ot trip the the blocd of Henrv II. in his veins. None of,V. Halt Lake city, titan. rMnitns or nouinsons conies so nose as me imim- iu liiriTI ldorol Tbo Affirnuiu AVTWH'tsi In flllil ahouM b riiitTr:sffl tn the Triitor of h Salt Lake Telegram. fnr lusr iinnlr ;i mo TIT TUP aristocracy Of t lie such purpose. United States. Each of the host of plebeians whose . communication's relating to advertisements ar.a rusinesa Telashould be addressed to the General Manager, Halt Lake veins the MarOUlS aSSiMTS COlltaill rotal I)10(m1 Hu h. West Temple St. should buy a copy of the book. Shrewd man this rencr.nl K&strn Adv. Agent C. m The Evening Telegram. - : '" - y, : i v.--oa, - e 11 UECKW1TH. Tribune Bids.. New Tork City, funeral Western Adv. Agent HORACE 1,1. FOR D, 1151 Marquette Building, Chicago. 43-- . 43 TH1 IZI htjc 11 LEES AND LEAVEN fiTHE ford hotel DAILY'ANIMAL STORY FOR THE WEE SALT LAKER i&MWg,: A NEW YORK STORY OF TODAY cuwu ?tr:it.iuwroniNu TEE IMPECUNIOUS HEN. vv. ty (tot j r'.ar.i. There was once an lmcunlou rM hen who aved eveothtng that csme was within htr graip. One day barna In of th alone strollinjt part yard which wa not often vlltel by the hen trlte. and fhe carnc arros a box of ptraw. Right In the vtiy m'dale of the traw were two tKt. They were certainly rue K;oklng egg, and o thta old hen thought. "I'll ave theje nald he, and ptralghtwny nh got a large board to cover th bos with o no ore cite wou'i discover the egits and take them away. Hut aa fortune would hare It. junt at he was about to plar the bord Knt- ly over th Ktrow It alined! Morrora to ft late. It fell, and one eJir tru k tho beautiful looking egR right aquare on a rtr.'-n--t ' j SAIIOL E lH OF i f rrx ma i; v,.; j j i ?CCCQC-CCXOCJOCOOOOC000- tContlnxred fr-- m :.t. tff fn ".y. I'.f Conr.tryrlb.ai ) C1IAPTEP. XI. with the- jpsV-s'.rp f fie ,..of p-- " Mis'.re3s Xadge and a Myatery. fri n ft rb Tl.at evrnlr.x V Howard ar.d !Ur.t.i.irr l'jxmn. I want ou t' know my s aaM ore Ilr.n:ter Me." r.rr-- . hom- -. at r u ; r? :i t, r, i , ' I rav an I Ihcy j at?. i i .. j in r,u 1 ; er c (ls . top. The death in New York a few days ago of Bat- rick Dolan, who originated the "quick lunch" idea, recalls the fact that his invention has become an essential part of American business life. Whether its result in the last analysis is good or ill is not easy to determine. Haste is one of the proverbial American vices, and there can be no doubt but that the rush and confusion of a lightning service restaurant aids and abets the "harrier'' in his purpose. While many a clerk, oflice employee njul business man protests that twenty minutes is all that he can span for lunch, it is questionable indeed if he would not tii.:a Traftr - t Entered at the Po stoffice at Salt Lake City, Utah, as Matter. fo? a Telegram renders leaving the city sent to cr moro can have their paper addiwithout their address regularly by mail, tional cost, by making the request, in person or by postal card, ai: the office, Ho. 149 South West week 2. 1903. relua. a . a t wr lawyer, everything but a ly -- - "i " tr-.al-jr- -1 r"St '.. !.r . I She v .:f !r Mtf f lfri f .r f 1 Pt.l diirtv tf! . :r. (n '.,rf. ,,, f ,.f liwrft-t- . . SUV CVr tt- - OTSwa. ar c-.J- 'SECrXE RUST. Ufab, ldato ar.3 V,"yrr-., rrfCTj Karre r, OSlc tr. 8&ll LaJt C:'gr. EciidUsg-- jutt'tl- J'.inr. U in WALKER : ai I l R. G. DUN & CO., llllat. ( Iunrr." ' .t r I fr.f n 'IluMdln: ll.st tn I ? Ct.AUK. ln tr"5vrr; "lr.r-atir.i- l t. kin!'"!. lh hesirtrd man li aen wt":l th rwtf tPft mon- - f h.-rp--r ; -i a- fi'ii' - iinthrci-- rr. mi'wi M 7! ri'att Rirrfi .................... Cf4i .......... .... .. ., !;. ... ... rtra t e a-- & CO. BANK a-- fr F;t-'jrda- IT'in . fail ,- -,n . .... ....:U s WELLS. PARGO f . ... . . . .' i. r-- . ... uf them alKj.it tn hfUtf th h, h c,fUtitrf f f B t.y h: f J ' want me to brln? you out there j rhi;la Sunday. My father. rartlulAt ly. t 1 h't ov n hi . y dr-ireasier l- - uifft you. Wtll you ay h waa a!tvK'sr:C. !i thtt ls?i next, until Monday?" Howard jilorm cf rxlffivjon! lr.ve:tv-- . jfc a atrip f Sa i prx.iiVm f did aiy ao. fW.ut h ctur tt!ut wrir.KUn tb ' lfa only r'.sht to trtd yu." ihtin'-tf- r !r n r t ringing n at,';i' - M ii, n k ;r family of cnnt.nud, "that $t ''' a,.d tlrit at 1. all bat me. I'm lr. U?) ':'.y ix far aa t r. th wnly norma! m"tnb r ff tb" famil). ar 1 tbn hi- - S. "Arariil " rr- th Father wU. y.u !! . in th- mirror, but made r.. him In th ppra. Th r ail him a m!- - ply. to! nv. lNTi.!t:;r r,VtI lt'' 'fjf " TflE ElFtEUC ir.to! nr. M-- ... at; rB,y.7,; I'.ootff? byt f tse d r .cfe i', . J t -rn . : v and ll'n.t j far try un:H U Vr, n ? "Srrv to put dr..fr-c- . . 5tr-ft- rits f t drr lu at r.re it rrr..ter. Mr. M The Quick Lunch Counter a Menace. The date when your subscrlp-- . t!on exnlrps Is cn the address label of each paper, the chantr of which to a vjbscauent date becomes a receipt for remittance. No other receipt is sent unless requested. lKa. II KI! H, : i w .i-- TO MAIL SUBSCRIBERS SATURDAY EVENING, OCT. It I 13 " sKjmSm4 i " ; c j n n nrtaniMi n m BATHRDA Y EVENING, OTTO Sr . aril ; alt r of roura. with the cry'ty of hi fathr t Arery I i ihirk k a )f5 rf i ran in fi"t adjviPtinst n icrt-"ifru l wjwrn i n lhl0h" aald. a Hr ana MarUe. Mrf i;'"rf" ih. hmKM f litr riUifr ' t ; '.: it h'-- f.- - t a.-- v k - - hrr hoa.l I that two lolni hearta tnlicht at r Erin-s.r- r i What licht tK'-lh-- r in be torn apsrt. tut n i !ri Wh :;! with nit jrjff and aT'tlon. - t th r." pr'nr'i lUnn'.itrr, So Ih" ftont i i;r a i"hri. ' thih. .. iiriir-- t wo- Bankers, BROS., ,i-l f Jw j:s ID. CPTAXiUK.lt ED n I Nki' Til '''' c Save These drl Egg." r ea" d rx;-tlnu'- i- !nath to MrnT-man the (f.r-t- ct .r to le n ! r.t t!.j. trr, p th but br.-rn- y fr.ft! ;. ! mr jr.- Deseret National Eank n t ...... .tr.ri kt. J.v.i::atlr.n. UV itati-- :r.j"Ci;TonT fN5T:: Now. vou ahould have Wen told th at ... ........ ...... Mt-Made.', ao far ia IMr.kaM aiam rf u.g !imnTd in "r" neiformance bv makimr haste more slowl v. Not to eggs, which looked fo rikkI, were really awhat frivolous. r.y a 2. ia .. r.f mr. r !?.!' eharartrr .inof ourludi-- t. whata'tilul" poor kkh. In fact. thy had lenK H" fn ar .a rr!rr,",ntr .it? You Tlie fact that a majority of the "solid eight" are enter into a scientilice discussion of the sTibject, it very In that box aout two month and romblnp th e v tri itlIt H 7rffj-of weathtr. I I you rnt". but hna cie-- of i. "y si; gi.Urly :irr!!- ar"" ( Yav. to the City Council fur- is an admitted fact that there is little benefit derived evr pod to ;i!l irn k r f candidates for thI' t' 'r tiS Cai-ful r.altirr o. aar. an r: ' JUTiu fc liua iin ...Ami rsit; ! ten.'fT J 1: food at !h t .'.ay, ; from taken while the mind is kept h.nr tr high With thl kpy to ih f4m;:wfjif MV Y'J woul I PfVT 'tiii.it'. )"' nislies an instructive lesson upon ideals in munici- sion ..n- - a " f"- on r. n.r M, .t,!,!,. wrU in mind. Howard t ju roa oiu' again. ltla and the blood is kept busy supplying the brain wart .!' . I n a tir- art tns uasn r' lh of hi iwi old of tl: this is Atid that opinion jan!d r pal polities. Presumably the component parts r. al-a ba'.f with energy. The who gulps down a hen. Aa soonjuit almoi any vs. j it t s: Uy. h the Ixmrd a!ruk thr preparel to "nroui't I t COiKEECUL NATIONAL BLM, . ars. y h and of of of oil th went md h'tman thdr nalur J: purpose rltv efrca, nest, eicrpt unity v'l'opr in in is ten five minutes mere minutes and meal unparalleled aggregation v uriMv t !. .f !ftiit a ata?l.At r h n. rr. d over the hf rlrtloa oin rjt corit!ta Fpnttff Car.:! rati n. iihat. 1. ?lt U U' ''h r What u time ah hni htln tin r. hr many otr.T continuity of action are standing upon the record back at his desk, concentrating his entire attention rfc?r- r, J.ta ait Ta J.BfweV r "Is r'f bav 0r,fJ wou'..n't far. of f .th'on.t.!v apand hr.. ! rM th r,"lnpout Kftlir.? bT fthrr der bc ft, or a 'drawbusiness his " stands now term f r the mi. b poor profession, if upon happih art toa J. r;::t .!M. L.y. waahfd out. and thry cjv it took all hrr potntr-- vebb-i-they have made during varym.t )u 1 J I n rr-tnff b o?-fci, w(;r-iu.e.U'K. Ii.trr.ta- ra ' much benefit from his repast. aavlntc? to buy roi En rnouch to rr.ak chance of r lifel i A. i r. I" t . ing to a close. Fortunate indeed is it that this rec- It is more receiving that nlnrnt ten I. femaf." band la own an hi ter her fit to ko into hn of ' such ei - to ..r ' 'Ah. probable' tr.c n. years Ith baifKftkd Th.y foiim again. i ord is writ sa large in the history of Salt Lake that Af'S w"f Innuirv: "How la fathv. Jamaf- will force him to a diet of health food and 'r atorltl-,practice e reMr. Cif." !truj-d"H'x apf-no extraordinary amount of mental acumen is boiled milk in order to escape the clutches of tlu ropll-lhi tran O r' r i : EXTRA SESSION OF ?v. of the members The it read to rr.'tf th.n drv aom'th'ntr demon. har accurately. McCORNICK & CO., Leisure, cheerfulness, Thy quired dyspepsia quiet, f lr.?,siifui mi!" through n rmjnt.-for monious surroundings, music and agreeable eonvert 'solid oiphl" have by their official acts earned nrtr n aid by C0NGRESS0PP0SED hotr.fy a aurro.m sroand-; and '.n P AT? IHH k V'C to of sation citiall the cultured repast belong persons. themselves the everlasting gratitude of every th- - otd.-- wrr- - Voy if 1 Aa I I K II A I v!rc HAUT CITY. no other place today does man get so close to Great Deal of Pressure In w V.nix-r.J of vv.AtJhv lif municountry tc measures who has Lake such, Brought sn ) zen, if Salt any w th' n l j ,j t"rt.i Hiilt f crude and primitive conditions of life as is usual a Crt;ai Hax.Ur. Jtar Traeaart 1 Execu4 f on H I Bear rm.r.vi.l to'.' but C M President, lark,. C of T CUAC fl rr.!n(j forty years when he eats cipal management by the standard time at a quick lunch counter. d d against Firm. Is tive of th auo, wlsose earnest desire it is to drive both capitalt r a!orPJt tb fT ' I :z - i y t,rt:-rn I 5"Mt f : j t ;,i!iv ists and homeseekers to other cities, less favorably Nev York Campaiga Warming Up. 3 hjoI.'T A CHt. N. Ut of WAS NIT( ; f t tv of th t!if id' f.irth i.U"l has len broujRht to b. r on the Hoviftid had ' f, of The New York municipal campaign is warming p. . !,::!.. situated, who places personal prejudice above party a ry f- iM'i. Ir.dui-h'.iu not to to nat f.i vj rail rresudent Krour.1a for u.i. p.a Intluence .f considers the who fr to a hot at bids become fair before ele Mysterious rate tl.at prini iules, up ' i av pok. Yo.k dv.'rrt'i cf 'n Into extraordinary r ai n tn ef A v f a ct--- ant a'trrr,t .. ir t a.s more potent Than American manhood. Truly the tion tlav. It might be termed a tritle personal. oen vi eek:.'fo.-th i .md 'st.ct. nd, hav KM but to jiil calif ra who I.: I . r. pf.rrv: ?; it. h; him that at forg our to ' in h S H itselt commends ahl to him "solid that vln '. is For instance. Dr. I'arkhurst re- spoken ;!T t hi earlv stage. JrU eight k cord (i tlu r t'SiT t!r. 0t, jai'Jlt irtLilii HA ir t. I..tlf ,t' atIrrf." r ' t t h thapf . f guMr la commit -1 to ;trill!- It that tlia serious consideration. Seldom has such an example frs j( District Attorney .Jerome as an "undigested thrt ' ' ' "' tcn Iv. t an vrm 12 vm-,.. ipro,-that th Hii.in ff .au.iv propoiaiort rtr on r..M r t errr '.-!.4i t b made cnVctiv at th ear- - throuRu th Rmunda. ,,,'tr C Ik of a an rtr. eccentricity." and .Mr. .Jerome, 'in replying, speaks l.v-t ireatv in at .v.. i.kp. wJ:poa,il.lv date, and he iird it aa f a: at been seen, even in vaguely of "hounds who shoot venom under protectK,M sr i a!M-' n. ",;!u f'' ''!!j ma of K1 faith that thla country a t a an orrnara. tre ;i in;o aa N a? J ha dcllnd. a nroceh Vlah. I'ut the lesson has not been without its salu- tion of their cloth." When the secretary of the Citi- should k"Cpto Us word. He ' M t ,r.d ir.ird.-n4 any j? iiropojtuton thTpfore. d t!i L -. U ah'r f wotk t r".h-father "Thla !th KZsLelfet-'t to real citizens j.. of in the tit a called zens' a of associate abandonment the to arousing way th lda Ma! rr plava," tary backsliding looking party t ,. r .a tl ar.3 Mr uM. ;''. C. It JAK. ;.irrt .'iafon. " S, r Conditions thev must face. inf r,lh i" the man at whom the brick was aimed did of an , rih j'tri"!'1 Hi' th p.ith. now mi th' i .s n tiitc of latRe. i.nnt.jir !! $rlltnpa-not even dodge, because it was hurled by a "political r t th n art t iir i'i.'l 'rot el twyond m.d w and ln. I ;. f"T n i!.i,'r:g. varlet." Notwithstanding these "passing pleas- DYNAMITE TLOT IS h Artificial Generation Problem Solved? b ry in th f '.?. :y t arthir.r up ri" there apiears to be only one ticket in the ASSESSEIvT NOTICE. j Ii' tltu: Mbd p a fua. a wti p: .1 l.elage has solved the problem of artifi- antries," BY ALLEGED MINERS w :i h th" e.trdf et ir intM since the and Democrats Hopublicans cial jjenH ai ion he lias erforined a great work in metropolis, ' 'a F.ii.r M'.jit-t k t ri. m.ikiie; ittjr ITK t fT. Citizens' indorsed Fnion ticket, with the ft;- have the ttrs 6' t - irtr.'.r... f ".tfjr rv f.ibulou declares nr.". lwt hidcilf of science. The French ;: lk. Claim That Platinel to br- iUh and np irn Sua hlm. If t. it j ' t A carbonie acid will induce artificial generation. p,.0f. exception of Mayor Low. the Democrats having put U nt'.f. v t'rtr a. a t atfarm. ST. MAIN TIImNi: .'' Have Building Blown Up and McClellan for chief executive. If f t. I f : e Howard mi i'A a Lalae fecundates the -s of startish bv means of "P r.giessman t on IjSn 'r tr; ry. f'.dr.f.hi.'r i.d. pnittb of f ta ft, Charge tc Strikers. 'f carbonic acid. The larvae thus obtained from the party lines were strictly drawn, there is no telling rc.j n mu t;i lone ;;.iei n tr r7:-'''-;,r i imntr nut .:r.(fc r f "I.:.-.n ... how this ..v..., zrmfmcsm unique interesting f at just campaign might rr t must and be the care, jv rtfjuo'i-:greatest virgin eggs ' con. nun. sim:in;s. r.t. .r , w '. .Mt A l ;s e.il1y ,ia, PI 't:..;h become. i'!f "'.n, Oilti--l a 'phono from .j, ar, f r 1 "TL toot. !";? ,.,u.. cn earth. ?htnofTPialo kept in waier v.vhich is constantly disturbed. The i n t A th- - Writf-ft of it ba p.r.r . t; rt;.; th I'!t.ipb t. ( ;n ?:. lili!" l"inus. accortling to the professor's statement, r.atl tt a ?r, f "if t" l These of rains autumn are drizzling steady, if H b.f..' : , to l,:.tw th found novrd H"w,n d a (t at r Vie ff r they came into tint a clot h i.! br. :t f developed in Ihe same fashion as Coffee - I kiM t 25c it a r doubtless the mi e nlj .... ... th" F.rig-haresidents of ..! ...rt ..f . 'id til .1 by fully appreciated f.?ttM in On the fifth the natural way. existence day the i a r rf- Or !t ' f - NnH!rt. ,n i: Man' o itf on mj; r r lr.iv ;m ownr.l by tin- I'rltM Sl.ita i::irs'.t t. !S!T street, as serving to remind them that it is only City t ' ' ' .. '; iw r t a.t o l. j,p- f.i. M rj .,., .p laivae is fully formed and toward the end of a month f ' ; tvd ' C ion . " ji ail I ' tomp.iny. tf t4tl'-.it r. rkl 1. tt. rr.KD t. u ; i" j; v th- little arms begin to appear. 'i rr?: Later on tentacles; the tenacity of the "solid eight" that makes it possibv :b Th ilytirt nllirtr. It ta rlalnx-."t ct h, ty if :ti to w.ia a ble for to be sea their of thoroughfare nioi.if '' slimy nnd. :! ."To, A Kn.i.cn. f show liieuis'dves and the various organs character-isiirnp.'oyrd ty lttt r ta w e... nt- -r S. ;i.J ! "Mii.Uf-jm- ir tlttl t".J. Ml.iftT' t'.t f.:t to ' Federation ,f r knR ui.rui't of a si appear. I'rof. Lelnge states that the hand of the .Mysterious Influence liT. n If.C at bl In ra" Ih ph. w.i a ftlrr. !. tb'ii in rtc t'ly ji.:t these newly-borbeings are very delicate and the in Exposing to !mv- t."i k. dissolutio?; or rArT:;tKsnir. aumm.it'--at httif. T3r i.n't vision of chronic the the r;tta is Council & t Tea Co. Coffee an. tli.tt tiro.;--ith Union stig j tnnmiiT is us regards the food they In k. I'.lVK ?i. chief difiicully now h. I'.'. 1 nr. of to It f I 't f Jvk to h.ivr ; E. THIRD rcuTii - a ' hlr .t bv th.it rw mix should gel. lie maintains strongly that he has solved matized as stirring up a religious strife. Also shoot m i H'ecft I t !i How What i) i.nl n Ii f" a thief in the night may be sth'd foumnting iil'oTt itavi at ing ' t hi a f o the piobiem of artificial generation. ,t ! t is to tl f ;n!ra to tr.v t ii'i M i ato ;. trouble. r ius rcupi:. 'SOSm l&lKm api- - - h- - , 1 D r 1 a I - re-electi- JUf-n'.tln- tr. - . 1 I . l- r T;r-iikr- Miia J! vt . - 1 i , - tr-'.- - k- o-- ; o-,- , t frt-r- brain-worke- f.ra-clou- 1 ar i ra;.-.i'!at- j I - t, - t- I f.-.- ! n d. flty e!fj - o ! . f..ur-in-h.ir- n'f - I ra dt-een- - I -- : '; J l Uv-r- i . d . I 5 ! .t ! pt K -- . S bankers. ! i : . - .f.-- vvv',;-k-- 1 1 1 ! t- '. ? v 1: h- r-- "we-liave- he-ci- -t t izens-be-aainneddt- 1 : itt . - I 1 ! lr--r -- , i - I " a I V .- e.r. r1 t - f- - tr T - , it-.y- r j 5 " tt-- -- . 3 i j 'jm1-troon.- i j U- t L I : -t - x '- ! tnrt : I ? t- - ' ; f-u- ... f . i;-rrt- ' , t- 3 : I nt i.ov-rnim- j ic -- J i trt' i . M fr i - i t b.-.rr.- -, et N-.v- (rat'.i - . i s N'o-vem- i : prrs-sur- e ton-Rr- - v ii ., ! y k-- , L-r- j i qul-ltl- .s v.-- fc . aol-mnl"- - rv . i .v j j prr cr-- r j ft ''.' t, wooa I -n .!'-v- - rr F.-rta- I b---o. v - .. ..!' i 1 I'l-of- . s i 1 ! - . v rs . pr-- f ! - 1 : . ( lv- rt - rnK-..iK- . j -- - 1 j - g?v;! f3fV i ,i .1 1 . m- I - i f,..--- h- 5 - rr - ! : ,n-- t - j to-- 0 1 I - .;. a-- l c i.id-rp- 1. 'k--e N 1 - t- 5 i-- f ! g- -o ' ' t- - f-- "n M- - t tt iMii-.f.- ) - ? 1 !. i- ,, 1 - ft r- - . 4 a.e-'pe- ; ) , j r-- ! - f,.-,,.- 1 . f v 1 : i i 1 j ? , K J 1 ? ; l r- ! - - p.-- r t'.-- i I - 1 .j v 11 1 -n ti-ml- -- i 1 ! M.-ldC- i!!--!-- ! Fi'.ii-ratli.- mmt mill. tr;rt t nijaaMiwBaaaiwaawpaaaaaMMaMMwwi pr't rt ari'l ii 1 th . i:,..t,.-- - A Great Book for the Socially Ambitious. : . 1 1 , i r. i . .iuth-.ritvMh.i- t 1 . ..i-.- t .n-- li Some bear such unroyal names as the Presidential campaign has not yet arrived at Smith, .Jones. Brown and Iiobinson. Had the pro- - the straw vote stage. United Staues. reitlndr th will nee. tii. I DRUG STORE WINES. SMALL PROFITS. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I understand you h.tve lost your pork-tbo- kI containir.fr vahiahle papers. didn't supposo you had any valuable papers." "I haven't. dar boy. But just see the ln.prt HKion the advertisement makes on tiie community. Chicago Tot. "Tha'. doesn't look likp sherry. " the man who was loafiiiK in th" drutr store. "Why, the fact i?," repl'ed the druggist, "it was originally port. Iut it was poured in,to the sherry liottl by mistake and w let it go at that." Vork Weekly. Got any children? itglar Pill I had a non Sam (moodily Slippery onet. I trained him up to enatch iMrkt-bork- ) from ladi. out ahopplng. "Wot Ixc.ime of "im?" "He etarvd ter danth." SOCIETY HORROR. A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE. VERY DULL, Xw Harper's Bazar. Mr. Kidder Ah, doctor! If you have a few minutes to epare I wish come over to my house and you would chloroform mv youngest boy. Dr. Price What is the matter with the lad? Mr. KIddr Oh, his mother wants to ccmb his hair. how-der-d- - o. eoui.ty. refUncl. d r. d r- - f 1 9 11 t i . . - 1 TEETH . : 1 .l f ib.h of r it.. - n ; ' f - 1 t ; ; . ;".l J. . ; .. c . p . crn rr"'.w Ar: t n:nr CANNOT UK ItM'f LI f.n. work 4.r.MAM:;rLY locatho. "r P . ; '.i five P"!'"! j i c. ' 'a lr. irti ( trftt t" cup. rr.icrs. tMih Vlft ! . - ,j. 1 ;Uc.-.'- n u I ,. - i brob- -- - turned 1 ! hid . ; ran 1 . it..; r b . : pt: r .it r."- - r lt;n a- t.iui.-,!- : fp'tt b-r- h for - 1 an k, N , I 1 I ! j - 1 O. ) (, j r jtlfw, t ry Or nnty to thr our Bfcau? mind m mr th air. taatra In th art ; erlng brlnna to my Paaalon-dlmme- d heavy hair (1 i) 30 S '. lit" In ejea, rsv that ; . , v i ia to nt-d "'.'.' 'r vvcti adtt.itte -- W. B. THAI 8. (.! 1 'S i littl"." "MaiIt and That wa fhaken out over my (5) breast: ft Ther la enough evil In th crjlr.g of the wind. ) (') 5 . -- 011 t. 1 m.T n .'.ot-.- " .,,v,, : r r a sirl. uen I- - In k- - ,?is iii!it--i r tb v- - t - trr;" u I . A 1 1 r ' 'f- - 'ii;: a , !",' . . . . 4 j :, j ; -- - ... - - , i . '.. , . k ' ""' 1 ;.f . r 1 . k 1 1 a t f - : . " t ,!, . 1 4 i. Trl P , i. t EXTRACTED ;;;v: rosirivrLY without pain oh t i)AKr,r..i or no rrjr . If - j 3-- ;. j .. .;h wph birn Aft r tn ram th other day Ma !; k"'kd hr ovrraho ofT. and It f!ew m! t !''n over th- r.o mor of Made t?,it Howard ftrnoon. though he wm ron-tof alnguUrly atror.g hop, thai h misbt Nor did he rne- -t any other incn.Ui ef a-- t '- ' UNION a man la p?avdr. ' - .. : 1 .. . ! ', ' t . - ) ') - 1 'it ; 1 1 " e. 1 .. TEHTIi t I . ".ih .; ;. oon t Ka I that u.' ft w ta tv.b I f.vi r, h. Mr. 1; ,,.... ter" b t ti 'I hn br lit 1 t'fcV.; t. "I wih t. i k k ;.-fri .to,; )ur . t .l f .. - ks ; t . tt 1 - t;': : THE ENTREATY. r ml - 1 1 h 1 5 rr " - - t.-.- t ;- - t - ' . ;; . 1 lt1 , -- 4 ? tf ; A r - ' ? a'.!, vvhirh IliAatd lit It Jik'- - Btl Master Jonea Uh Vli' t f"fiift.tr'I -tir -- I; t 1 fx.. . SATURDAY FRIDAY 1 !i; 7tM-rjt- . t j. 1 t 1 jAist , ? 1 S'.tittii - "i,- 65 til IT n - 1 j I . . t h ; : ly f.K.t. riid tb t I p. ar.d trie . Stu w.ii .i a f,' .m.rv.. .1;- ,. I p;lttd. . . ;, fi-1. . r..?i r?s t:. fad 01 if" : a .re "... t e; o . J b. c 'f i;p. I I'i ball- t t ' rt kP U Tb .'St.tt :.r, !; r. w j p. , i j .... .u'. Is : r 1? b I :t t: . . .1. ! !; ! At th .o;nd '" .tCc ? I : r ' 'v " ! i I.. a - r ' . ' - -- -- : J ft ! Fr - S- w-.- . 1 Condition, of the Treasury. s:t..n. Oct. it. ;ry A v;Oi .1 b I fhowa; u h P'litii-at JCt' .;!.!. .7; gdd. l''.M."..'i it.-iti.- r.tr , 1 : . Wnhir H Philadelphia Press. an offW." aald "Oh. yea, I've "You may remmbr the young lawyer.opend that you mw me buying an alarm clock th othr day." "Ye?." replied hia friend. "You have to get up early these mornlnga. eh?" "Oh. no: I tta It to wake .no up when it'a time to go home." a r mad- ttt Wyumtng. - v"Si Chicago Tribune. They were trying to tease the Rirl with concerning the umbrageous pompadour her newest younff man. "What's his poiitic??" they asked her. 'Sort of fusionist, isn't he?" "Middle of the road said. "No," she We were taking a buggy riae wnen fop. he Iroposed." - 0"!.,f. );cr:.t- I ju f; . I 1 C0.,;f ' -- H: DENTAL tiNION . ! b-- th-i- KEEPING UP APPEARANCES. t- with I . r r p.n . ; -- -t ,.:. m t''-". "' r "3. . v. r-- T 1 Tt 1 f.- . : 1 - . 1 Wyoming Postmnater Named. 3 H !r.t Oi i. Vf. r l Vnhr.lto;i. t nuor ppolntd lm vlv Ur..- )Ihm, s t'intrt h- JUST A STPJP OP JOKES TO MAKE YOUR DAY MERRIER. nt-- pt- - J n. : c. S lbl ciiM 'a - ti-- . eU;-t.-t- t .- ii : - bv a t u ' r!!o;i a--- .' iiK-! o. 1 ti t, j ...t',rat;! Th- - n H-. - In a r P'ifVi it......J, to-tl- nn-- r-- l ct 1 t-- ti.t ped P. ill-- t !!! - - oufi .Tpj ;t s: of . n!hii:,,.;,t ).! tO . .frs- - Tti ' o!'!) . 1 i!. a: th- - b.tll. r i 1 1 it..- I i- t . 1 I 1 i j t ; " : . 5 f f..oii..U .1011 f fo,n Mr. Bryan continues to tip off Democrat ie. PresiBulgaria In Involved. -- .l..t:i I M The seventy million socially ambitious Ameri- dential timber. Having cleared the woods, he may tl.'t 3 tl ,!.., .I .:t'i;.H.. ,i i.i.rt. n ... t ... .... ; . , 1. r . cans, desirous of 'proving there is royal blood in their be expected to save a certain young orator from ihv . iMM"l .'n .. i....i,..,.-..,,!. j itulK'-riathI atitnatitro of. veins, will be intensely interested to learn that the Platte as the last and best choice. .1 i" ahow that th- - O i i: irt tW taia. t. t nttiT t wan cnr ri .tTl'to t!.. ;vt 5i.arquis Iviivigny has published a book entitled do j:tt uta of th' rvoTuton. itln "The P.lood Ke.yal of I'nglaud." which contains the The Biitish troops now in Boston are being en- ;tr litn; broutrht hr by rjM Pil tn :'st-K-names of all known legitimate lescendants of Kin,rH tertained at a vastly different kind of tea partv than Palace. Kdward 1"". and Henry VII. of England ami James were those who visited the Hub about one hundr d Jlay Rebuild Danish Tli; Mintn.rv t fit. tVpnhtitcm. III. of Scotland. The Marquis gives the names of and thirty vears atro. t f- - tn th n to i l'lki!,i t ( S. tl ff' .il palar at tI.r:t 11.71':; living persons who have royal blood in their . a wtiiclt w ik yc.it wnty "f th Kins.! A to ih veins. These live all over the world, runny in the (ien. (Jrosvenor has returned from Kurop- t,ut Ktft .t I'arll i' lal.ic w ill 1 j o.;t !i of 111 1 , Sit'-rif- o . , r . . HR.'-nt- n W-- , r ? , ! s ?. .r-- i : ,1- : - Fl.-rntiT- t , 1 d Ti.-.- l t.nt ' 1 . . -- ." tl-- " 1 ct V-- ! ; d v- ,..,,... t r"-s-f I t ! ,;?r .t et-- - i c- -J a- I Mine-Owne- - - rtit. i l tr-l.- f, c -. ti Jf n ; r. '. 11& fL a ff DENTAL h L. r-- OmS to . -- .1 a- -1 Chicnpjo US Wtt ri:t srt'i ! i! fal:iTT kaa a fcl.4 r.1 lat far cb cf th a pay. a le.-t- i. rf - t- 0- . - p ........ Store, S!:e-rt- , CO aa rental nrrt tk,t tr o of J. DULL, Mjjr. KaU Stf &it Ika City. ; p you r- saw Clak I this, lurv f Xl4at - tsajiy thflrq J .Utra. ad ar-aJ- 4 a yeux i |
