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Show Oh, no, I have a better way, Exclusively a man's: I do not use a dish at all, I eat from pots and pans. QUIPS AND QUOTES Washed Up And when the sink's so filled with these It's hard to move about, I look forlorn and drop some hints When I'm alone and batching it, I never wash a dish. Do I then leave them all unwashed Or give them just a swish? He worked hard, made a good salary but, alas, gambled away every penny he earned. ' And get invited out. Richard Armour Taxation with representation hasn't worked out too well, either. Lucille J. Goodyear 11J r ji ii "Listen, Jack," a friend A told him, "you're being a fool. Save your . money, jam rnrnnr MMlllllllllnllllHlllfllftlMy tftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttua slip on concrete, wood, or tile. sole won't let it. The non-ski- d "It's lovely," replied her caller, "but we get the same result cheaper with the children's muddy separate from the sole. rs Won't Lake, ocean, brook, pool, puddle, pond, Of these small boys are very fond. Into all water, they'll gladly plunge Unless containing soap and sponge. 'Margaret Aeberhard Cut to the Quick By JACK KENT break you. tujtm itt i it n u ittttn 1 1 V e- -i V- - 1 " What it will do is live up to its name Durables. And stand up to anything you'll have to put it through. If it doesn't, we'll give you another nair. We're that sure of our promises. Durables. Boots and Shoes to suit your needs. From Wolverine, the people who make the finest boots. Get a pair. And see for yourself what it won't do. For the Wolverine dealer nearest you. call this In Connecticut: toU free number: X At the yearly father-so- n banquet, Mr. Jones took the stage during the program to tell some funny stories. He soon had everyone laughing except for one boy who only gave the performer a cold stare. "What's the matter?" asked a committeeman. "Don't you think he's very . Won't I James Surluck T) Sink or Swim In You shouldn't get mad it's only going through a phase. Bill Copeland at a traffic light Won't room." a bath and his phone won't Gene Yasenak ring. even diesil oil. oil-pro- of crack, harden, or mark even under the most extreme temperature changes. right into our living I know a man who is so unpopular that he can take " truck just delivered it John Shotwell Won't brings the great outdoors shoes." "Because," answered swell or bulge because the sole is completely y Mrs. Jones sweetly, "your Won't "We like our Eew picture window," Mrs. Peters told a visitor, "because it furniture-compan- president received a phone call at 3 a.m. "Good morning," bubbled the bright voice at the other end. "You don't know me, but I just wanted to say how much I like the table I purchased at your store two weeks ago." The president, annoyed, replied: "I'm thrilled that ycu like it, madam, but why do you have to call me in the middle of the night to tell me?" don't gamble it away. If you put away $100 a month, for example, in 10 years, you'd have $12,000. That would be a good cushion if a depression ever came along." The gambler shook his head. "And suppose a depression doesn't come along?" he said. "There I'd be stuck with $12,000." Oliver Pierce Invest your money in taxes They're sure to go Mildred Buggies up. While out on a date with her boy friend, a girl announced proudly, "Well, I gave up smoking." He pretended to be deeply thoughtful, then said, "I'm not sure I want to go with a girl with that much will power." Dorothea Kent 1 comical?" "No, he's not comical," came the firm reply. "He's my dad." Lane Olinghouse Ever notice that the shoes you hate the most are the ones that lasf the 853-360- longest? Gloria Brier Iff Family Weekly, October 26, 1969 9 |