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Show 1 g Quips and 2 Quotes a ' - - -- ti..r II 0 in 25 Finished Craftsman . workshop's whfere I make things With lathe and saw and jlumb But I've learned not to take things My To show to guests who come. I've had enough! Oh, brother, They '11. see my work no more: I just Other young executives of the company, had been sent off on business trips, but not Twitchel. He Went to his boss to com-- . "plain. "The others take trips," he said. "Why not me?" The boss sighed resignedly. "Well, all right," he said, "if you insist." He flicked on his office intercom and told his secre- tary: "Miss Weems, send Twitchel can't stand another, "You made it? What's it for?" Richard Armour Mission Accomplished Monday: I promised, dear diary, to record my days in you, my new friend. I am .' so lonesome sometimes. Tuesday : GeorgeGovern is the most "f handsome, intelligent, understanding man I ever met', though just a trifle shy. I'm so happy when I'm with him, which is never enough. .Ci TI7 J.- I 1. T rv euTiesuuy . iucr worn, uie i uieaueu 1L : house for Mother. I do like helping Mother with housework. George came oVer and talked baseball and football. He's always trip to the post office air-ma- il Jim,Memv Television is what the children won't go .and watch when there is something their parents want to discuss privately. Patricia Duff- - McGinley A science teacher was giving for the Saturday dance George asked me to. George doesn't realize it, but he's really quite a nice dancer. Friday : George wants to go fishing with Dear Mr. Postmaster 1 1 so interesting. Thursday: I bought a cookbook today but a secondhand one. I'm not one to throw money away! Also started sewing a dress i wmM" l"PJ : 1 There M s ; .1 if 'l:3 a I Tl i ((jt- - ol While First Class is quivery, And Second may fail, Neither winds that are shivery Nor ice, sleet, or hail Will halt the delivery Of "Occupant" mail. Betty Billipp - e, ! 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