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Show Quips and Quotes P. i II 13 I I SICK ti i workshop's whtrerl make, things With lalhe ami saw and plumb But I've learned not to take things To show to guests who come. My I've had enough! They'll see my 'I just can't stand t4You made it? Oh, brother, work no more: tary: "Miss Weems, send Twitchel another, trip to the post What's it for?" Richard Armour office r. it ' v I , t Uf a MM aat , ' i l)i " ; MM ' 1 i t . on a for some stamps.' . J' S I I i mmpitmms m j it 1 - V". C I mmmmmimMmmmmm see Other young executives of the company had been sent off on business trips, but not Twitchel. He went to his bo'ss to com plain! "The others-ta- ke trips" he said "Why not me?" The boss sighed resignedly, "Well, all right," he said, "if you insist." He flicked on his office intercom and told his secre- '. " 2mt ;! I 1 IJk Jt 'r-- ' .. ' Twitchel shuddered. 'No, no, boss. I that involves flying !". mean a real "Miss Weems," the boss barked, "make Jim Henry il those stamps !" , trip-r-on- e Mission Accomplished Monday: I promised, dear diary, to record ray days in you, toy new friend. I am .: so lonesome sometimes. Tuesday: George Govern is the most handsome, intelligent, understanding man I ever met',' though just a trifle shy. I'm so happy when I'm with" him, which is never ' enough. Wednesday: After work, I cleaned the house for Mother. I do like helping Mother with" housework. George came over and talked baseball and football. He's always so 4 interesting. ..... Thursday: I bought a cookboqk today but a secondhand one. I'm not one to throw money away ! Also started sewing a dress for the Saturday dance George asked jme to. George doesn't realize it, but he's really quite a nice dancer. Friday: George wants to go fishing with the boys Sunday, so I immediately said I didn't mind breaking our date. Men should get together. 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