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Show The Hostess' Lament When parldr games we organize, Our guests react with pained surprise; They'd much prefer, they ' say, to sit r Just chew the at, relax , t. w- - - a bit. But when we then omit next time The guessing games, or words that rhyme, Those self -- same chatty ;.'.. guests quick-freeAnd stare all evening at their knees! Margaret Read ze Disappointments I've Taken in Stride .. STEVENS TWIST TWILL FABRIC - ,h; i 1 1 Money: something men get their faces on and women get their hands on. Lion I "The Bakers won't be able to spare us a kitten after all. Seems their cat only had three kittens, and they'd ." I 3-- The Twist Twill Lion Symbol on the tags 3 and labels of the leading shirt and pants manufacturers listed below is your guide to a fabric of outstanding performance. ( j I "THIS JUKE BOX OUT OF ORDER" Parke Cummings , HOD? i 4 The time a man must prepare to swallow his disappointment is when his daughter is learnmj to cook. Ken Kraft: ff7v Lorvcnos. rHrArlVl'T'TOl JROTIIER U-m-m It iVwil Sunday Mourning On week ends 1 am full of jitters, Expecting Unexpected visitors. . Regina Sauro I didou r ge it? I All you had with you was one dollar!" I "Where in the world i Munr j A youngster went to his father and asked how wars began. 71i'WSHsaidnttifather. "let's ' suppose the United States and Great Britain quarreled . . ." The mother interrupted. "But we should never quarrel with England!" "I know that," tne latner snappea. "Fm just givuig the boy an ex ample!" "Well, it's a niisleaoing example," the mother replied heatedly. "It is notshouted M dr"n let me " . . " yotf d-on- mm - umim 1 mm J 4 rAmmt . the-husban- j ' Scandalmonger: one who puts who and who together and gets whew! "I'm phoning for Dr. Sanderson about your dental appointment this afternoon. He has a touch of flu, so I'm araid ..." already promised buy wctk end play clothes teilsred of Democratic country: only place you can say 'what, you think without thinking. J "Sorry, Dad, but we had to call off the j game between the high school varsity -and alumnt. Wouldn't scare up enoughs -t- interest among the older guys." . . SYHDOL-a- nd Deft-initio- ns j "Reorganization of our bookkeeping department has made it impossible for us to bill you this month, but when matters are straightened out .. . LOOK FOR THIS mm 4Lja C3 HAYII 6ARMINT COMPANY iVnTii he-- lyr "Never mma, Dad," said the boy quietly. "Now I know how wars start." Family Weekly, September 7; 1958 EFafofffe t |