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Show The Daily Utah Chronicle - Page Fourteen T I E I IB1 A A A Friday, December 11, 1992 IMA f?f A A"? rl Tl IP "7PRI II IH I IEV UiuwiWbAUAi:mtitniTK hub Xfe TV I f r ten from page eleven Fishbone Now, don't get me wrong: Fishbone is a seriously funkin' band, and have turned out some sweet tunes. But "Slick Nick, You Devil?" "Just Call Me Scrooge?" Actually.. .this one might be kind of cool. 3. Dr. Demento Christmas THE SAMPLES Dr. Demento Any of you who grew up listening to this guy's late night freak show on the radio will know why this one was a must for A compilation, the Dr. Demento Christmas album pulls some of the worst Christmas songs ever, including the-list- . "I'm a Christmas Tree," and "Santa Claus and His Old Lady." 2. Twisted Christmas Bob Rivers Comedy Corp. No Christmas would be complete without this fun collection of tasteless tunes. Titles include We Wish You till Weren't Living With Us," "Wreck the Malls," and the all time FO R OUR MEMBE S R P R I V A T E .C ALBERTSON'S L U B holiday classic, "O Come All Ye Grateful Well, here it is: the top dog, the cream of the crop, the best of the worst of this year's bunch of Christmas releases. Dead-heads- 1. IMS ." Bammed Out Christmas Compilation Of all of the Christmas albums I have heard in my life, this one has by far the finest collection of . classic tunes. I seriously think this one will end up in the collection of every Christmas Yule loving, fruitcake-eatin- g tider in this great land. Uh, sure. This album informs us through song that "Christmas Eve Can Kill You," and that "Santa Came Home Drunk," (but apparently not before "Santa Got a DWI"). Maybe these two spurned the classics ."Christmas in Jail," and "Christmas in Prison." Well, so that's the list. Here's hoping you don't get'any of those hideous trolls we're being inundated with these days. December 19, 7:00 p.m. DELTA CENTER Celebrity All Stars vs Golden Eagles Alumni ALL TICKETS JUST $10 0 Merry Christmas. 2000 from page thirteen ..' ' wonderful film. Note from the Entertainment editor: This has been a Jeff Jonnson fantasy created by and for him. It's been a rough quarter, and we here at the - Chronicle sometimes choose to put up with a little insanity from our writers. We hope you enjoyed Jeff's wonderful fantasy life. May Jeff, and the rest of us who are feeling a bit crazy,' should take advantage of the holiday break to rest and Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver) Alan Thicke (Growing Fains) Dave Coulter (FuU House) Jason Hervey (Wonder Years) Kelsey Grammer (Cheers) Jim' Craig (1980 Gold Medalist) pliMimnyoUierHoQywoodSUri.Olynv'K All Celebrities Subject to Change recuperate. '. Isador from page thirteen Proceeds from the performance will benefit Another Language PURCHASE TICKETS AT ANY SMITHS TLX LOCATION OR CHARGE BY PHONE OR AT 467-TIX- X KenGarff Ford Albertsons ; CTVX V. UTAH 5500 So. State Murray, Utah 41 rV7 tourMLafcaCfty Red Lion Hotel . " conservatory program designed to prepare students for a life in professional theatre. Isadora, the Dancer will be presented Saturday, Dec. 12 at 3 p.m. (until about 4) at Another Language Performance Studio, 345 W. Pierpont Ave! (240 S.) in ARTSPACE. Salt Lake For More Information Call Salt Lake City Recreation at Performance Studio and the theatre department's Actor Training Program, which is a Tickets are $2 for children and $3 for adults. Call 9 To book a performance call Prof. St. Cyr 359-213- 972-780- 0 (581-6448- ), X |