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Show ... Are You Represe nted? Car Pool Rogues' Gallery jra . THE I THE SLEEPER EATER "The eater" is one of the most unpopular of all car pool passengers. "The eater" can be seen any morning running from his home juggling a cup of coffee in one hand, a hurriedly fried egg mounted on a burnt piece of toast in the other. Once in the car, the eater's coffee, at the first sudden stop, pours down the neck of a front-seHis toast crumbs fall 'in a pattern on Miss Carpooler's lap. With the first healthy bite, egg juice squirts across the at car-poole- r. sports page of "the reader's" morning newspaper. The drip, slurp, chomp, gulp continues all the way to work. snort ZZZa'ZP, "B-ZZZZ- Z, " and whatza, whuh happened so he drones on. His dialogue is the same old thing every day. His back seat nap allows him to be wide awake to watch the late, late" show on the tube. In his dream, "the sleeper" thrashes about wildly. His elbow bangs against Miss A's ear; his pointed shoe thuds against Mr. B's ankle. Slowly, the sleeper's head rolls downward and then . . .crunch! It falls squarely on your shoulder. When you jnove away his head falls in your lap, shattering your composure. You look at your lap. Greasy kid's stuff! I - ii fciatur THE HAIRDRESSER THE SMOKER THE READER "The hairdresser" aims for the middle spot in the front seat. It's the rear-viemirror she's after. "But," the driver protests," how can I see?" The hairdresser doesn't have an answer. Her lipstick tube is tracing a huge blob in her lip area. Hairpins fly. She rats her curls. Hair flies. Ping! the hairpin bowl falls to the floor. Sssssst! Sssssst! She sprays her bouffant with a half a can of hair spray. Passengers cough! Miss The weather is horrible. It's cold; it's wet. All windows in car are closed. "The the car-posmoker" stretches his legs and fumbles in his breast pocket. Out El Ropo. Smoke pops a seven-inc- h curls through the car. Women cough; men turn away. Windows go down. Rain pours in. The smoker puffs merrily on. What about the driver? He waves his hand. The smoke cloud moves away temporarily. The coughing increases. All eyes are glued on the smoker. He feels the pressure. He feels the rain. He throws away the El Ropo. He pauses. the filter He lights a cigarette end. Windows roll down. .Coughing increases. w ol "hairdresser" continues her rou- tine. False eyelashes are glued on; rouge is applied; eye shadon- ow smeared perfume is dashed "The reader" spreads out an ortnnnc ..n paper s retches from one the back seat to the other . a mouth, etc. institutions program. A projection of future programs indicates slight increases through civilian advanced education program has been announced for fiscal year 1972. The quota is 133 less than the FY 1971 program. The reduction is attributed to budget reductions and will be accomplished by a reduction in the 1 I If I i i ! FY 1975. LIFE EXTENDS VALVE LIFE MINIMIZES OIL PROVIDES LONGER ENGINE LIFE INCREASES GAS MILEAGE ALLOWS THE USE OF LOWER OCTANE GASOLINE only 39.95 plus tax and summary of the FY 1972 program shows 90 officers entering bachelor's degree programs, 1,204 seeking master's degrees, and 93 studying toward doctorates. MuSTl iHiMi fa installation. Learn more about the MK-I- I Vapor Injector at one ol the following locations: tt For Program No. 1 Showtimo 5 Sat. and Sun. matinto XhWfil What s an 1:30-4:- 1 1 THE S S1.25 NOVEL OF THE YCAK NOW A MOTION PICTURE! Your Driving Economy and Enjoyment SALT LAKE CITY FOTES SERVICE, DON RICHARDS Service Manager Lincoln & Mercury 633 So. Main Street Salt Lake Cry, Utah INC. Ethel Fotc 413 So. 2nd W Miti Soil Lake Cry, 355-33- Utah 17 359-866- 8 OGDEN JIM WHETTON BUIOC, INC. 399-333- 6 392-215- BRENCHIEY 1201 393-732- BURT eight-lette- 399-558- 5 393-776- 399-158- 8 r A likes humor magazines. Tney k him! He lite conversation. He guffaws; chuckles! He looks up. Everyo is looking at him! IB, Lad bp! Tna Given Another 149 officers will pa ticipate in the Education W; Industry program. This penr.i officers to study and train civilian industries in such Del as industrial production and p: curement, communications!? tronics systems engineering 2 information sciences. The majority of program ps ticipants will be chosen by Central A FIT Selection R- mm JIRECT FROM ITS SENSATlOMi RESERVED SCAT ErlGACEMEM t mux rem. l which r. commander's option program. The latter program alio IoHaH rnmmanders to cm oil nnmhpr of Uieif Off Seventeen specialty fields. cers win oe scicvi 1972. program in FY - t . I ttiMtai TWIN LUXURY THEATRES 812 25th STREET - OGDEN - E. J. Storey Apt. 26 394-053- EXECUTIVE DISTRIBUTOR 7 OF A.P.I. PRODUCTS J I mm I iTrmiM." mmw Ha between a locoted on 1480 . Riverdale Road PROGRESS ENTERPRISES, INC. LO be filled individually time the board completes its cfl tral selections and June 30, ITa The "special" program! elude Air Force Academy, AFIJ Air University and Reserve ficers Training Corps instmS a cooperative programs f 2C Dai 5 at " Oct. JACQUELINE BISSET UTAH'S s word i Then he buries in his magazine. The read JEAN SEEERG 5 U hiccup?" 6 ED'S UNION 76 SERVICE 3434 Washington Blvd a opposit 3 2110 Washington Blvd. JAMES BRENT BUCHANAN to :.ons MARTIN Bill WADE SERVICE 2277 Horrion Blvd MOTOR SERVICE Wall Avenu modi DUN LANCASTER HENRY'S SERVICE STATION 2093 Washington Blvd. 3520 Wall Avenu J POPUWPNCESl AIRPORT bdar :ene meaning program" vacancies Program No. 2 Show lima 6:30, 9:30 Sat. and Sun. matin 2:30 7:00-9:4- ills, tWMrtn evi , Air Force Military Person Center, Randolph AFB, Tex The board is expected to se 1,234 officers for school atteak: and EVVI participation. The rema ing 302 selections are "spec N0W1 AT UTAH'S NEW TWIN LUXURY THEATRES Aduttt r i A II SMOOTHES ENGINE PERFORMANCE PRODUCES MORE POWER ELIMINATES SUBSTANTIALLY ENGINE CARBON DEPOSITS PROLONGS SPARK PLUG to pages becomes deafening on solemn morning. The reader a other carpoolers, "What's a fh letter word u ss w The rattling' escheduled to meet III The jra WASHINGTON (AFNS) -A quota of 1,536 officers for Air Force Institute of Technology's the ultimate in performance and economy from your automobile's engine. Demand the MK-- Vapor Injector. It's the automotive accessory which assures you real economy. "I casionally, when turning a the reader's hand punches a Education Program Quota Get j MODEL Uii Wall "- - l-- OGDEN - p!i j |