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VJ6KSHT MERCHWTS SpoT-fl- N DOOR MAT y , OM DETecXiTWE M UGHT WEIGHT" BISr KlPPOl ARE J'J Encouragement At an English theater they were playing "The Forty Thieves," and as the company numbered only eight, the entry of the robbers Into the cave was achieved by their passing out at the back of the stage and entering again at the front. Unfortunately one of the robbers walked with a limp, and when he bad entered five times a voice from the gallery cried: "Stick It, Uoppy; last lap!" ? WJkM ( CfN" 0 4 :7l -- t BOBBY THATCHER PAJAMAS SC-ln- tin FAnmyI GiT Mt CitLlAM CLOTHES OlTT SPECIAL PETAlL TO FERRET OUT OTWEf? OFFBMPERS jpL eioa Jean slinpor loathes to cover np ber gorgeous new pajamas with sheets and blankets, and so aha lingers up with Teddy until the lat moment. 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