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NANCY , By Ernie Bushmiller (11 0Q yoJ r 60 DON'T VOU THINK YOU'D II fNOH i .vmvji - . . ...... . la i ------ t jtss. ffWS Vmly I I HAIR BACK MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher t I SS5 Sf TOMiAoVoo JSH. WAV HOME BErilNDf ( BEHtND A TAXI N0TTHE LEAST BIT! STy LIKE MB.' JJU !?f J. THE STREETCAR ANO Jrlbjl I AND SAVE L50rl LITTLE REGGY py margama m Vj A! MATCH YOUR EYES OH1 Jrf JITTER 'fegl? , ! : 1 . wil jfi VWATCHASTV HADOA X ID TAIC OUT mA RIGHT ? VTL , frsfcT GET KEP 1 . WRITE f N. A U'L. INSURANCE. I k 1 HOW MUCH T'MAKE flf WEtO v?1? After school IS r i will be. oh boy a I (N casb rr a rubber-stamp I t ow.- (2f IK. FR-' f AOUTRAGB-A . TIME" IN MY ( JB, J HAPPENS ZiA I OP'IWILLREOM 0.T "WAS WHAT! J ) NOTEBOOK. fV MURDER. r&i TIME" IN MY 7 SJir I AT DOS' OP 1 AFRAIOTO 5 ( OUt W Wtt 1 . ? &! f oM R.S HOYVUN&) ALONE OUTSI06 J h i p. vfejrt I C A LIAR j end Management: 1 Fundamentally all the trouble Is due to the (act neither side completely com-pletely understands the other. There can be no peace until some system is adopted, so that each side can experience all the headaches of the other. 8 Workers do not get enough foff. Employers do not eel enough life without goll. Let the working-man working-man have the golf clubs sis months a year and provide him with a set f clubs. After a few weeks of worrying wor-rying ever backswings, the right grip, etc., all other problems will seem relatively unimportant. And the boss, ilx months away from golf and not giving a darn abont the pivot or knee action would find himself him-self different person. Positively. 8 Let the workers split with the bosses the routine of going through the mail, answering the unnecessary letters, correcting Miss Abernathy's spelling, trying to find the memoranda memo-randa which was put where It couldn't be mislaid, wading through those long lunches at the Business Men! club, taking all those indigestion indiges-tion tablets from 2:30 to 4:30 and , then getting home to find the wife's bridge party Is still on. (And make the employers est some of those sandwiches put into worker's lunch box.) 4 Alternate months let the workers work-ers prepare banquet speeches, sit through dull operas, get into stiff shirts and tuxedos for dinner, use three types of fork and worry about stomach ulcers. And make the boss go to those smokers, stop for a beer t Hennessy's, listen to the soap operas, have a quickie of corned beef and cabbage and endure all those double features. B For part of every month make the workers serve en new relief camnalcns. worry over dinner speeches, explain to stockholders, wade through the questionnaires, fill ont the required federal forms and always keep their pants pressed; while the bosses shake their own drinks, help mind the baby, listen to the radio in their stockinged feet and tend the furnace. 6 Let the workingman have three homes, two cars, an outdoor awimming pool, a yacht and those week-end house parties. That should help make him realize what the boss has to stand up under. And make the employer live in the little bungalow, raise tropical fish, get along With the undersized medicine cabinet, use the family tub, fix his own plumbing, eat in his shirt sleeves and help eight kids with the homework. Brother, there will be closer understandings after that. (Copiet of the above plan may be had by sending in a barrel of pnuunes, a priority on a new Ford and eight lump of lugar.) Thoughts on a Housing Crisis (Contlnaedl The Indian was not so dumb-He dumb-He didn't toil or fiddle: Be never had to bunt a home Or solve a housing riddle. The Bed Man is my envy now Be lived In tents galore, sir. And they were as be left them when The gny came home from war, sir! Elmer Twitcheil is pretty angry at the wife. When he refused her an extra two dollars the other day, saying he couldn't afford it, she threatened to name a fact-finding board. Fiorello LaGuardia is going to the Brazilian inauguration of a new j President as an official ambassador from America. Up to now the new I head of Brazil has never had any- : body read the American funnies to bim. Joe E. Brown Is credited with killing two Japs In a Luzon combat. com-bat. It was no feat of marksmanship. marksman-ship. The Japs had approarht-d to within 10 yards of Brown's mouth thinking they were entering an on-protected on-protected ravine. We can't figure out why, in tunkmu for a place to name as the permanent teat of UNO the Unvn of Amity ville. N. V, was overlooked. And Peace f R. . And, since the peaceful- influence it a main consideration in UNO how about Pigeon Cove, Ma.? m CAN VOU REMEMBER: funt buck when the attitude "The public be damned" was expressed with in limitation. The southland is having a tough winter. Which reminds us of the winter down in Florida when a Miami paper carried the headline, after a bad storm, "Yankee Bliz zard Hits South " And, thinking back oo our Miami Beach winters, we wonder If that sign Is still there: "Casa Shapiro." A SIMPLE shirtwaist frock to give you a "band-box" look. The shoulder yoke forms shoulder sleeves that are comfortable and practical The gored skirt Is easy to make and flattering. Pattern No. 1398 comes la sizes li, II, 18. SO: 40. 42. 4 and 48. gizs 18 needs tt yards of 35-inch or Its yards of 39-inch material. 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