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Show Page A14 Thursday, November 12, 1987 Park Record FEELING OUT OF SHAPE? Your Table Is Waiting NOW IN PARK CITY The Perfect Way WDnfflaM'yai MfflKDW? lfv.'.v.v.v.v.v m m mW W t Jv BY RICK BROUGII Drawbacks of pot and law After the events of last weekend, the message has been sent, strong and clear to pot smokers: Smoke dope, and you will not be considered for the Supreme Court. The downfall of Judge Ginsberg brought confessions from other public figures. Presidential contenders Albert Gore and Bruce Babbitt admitted they had used the weed in the past. This affair might even encourage honesty in the living rooms. Somewhere right now, a husband might be turning turn-ing to his wife... "Honey?" "Yes, dear?" "I know we've had a pretty open marriage, and we've always tried to be honest with each other. But.. .well, I haven't told you everything about my past." "You big lug, don't get excited. We've been married long enough, nothing you say could shock me! I know you smoked everything from marijuana to LSD in college. col-lege. You even got me to try some of those funny mushrooms, remember? The kind that make the room expand? When one of us is attracted to somebody else, we talk about it. I hate your mother and you can't stand my sister. We're a normal, happy American couple." "But there's something else..." "Okay. What's this awful secret?" "Well, about 15 years ago, when I was in college, you know... I spent some time enrolled in Harvard Law School." "...Oh, my God!" "It was only for a few semesters." "You were going to become a lawyer?" "It was years ago! I was young. Everybody was doing it. I was running around with a bunch of other guys with good SAT scores and I thought about trying it. You know, just as a kick." "But you still did it. My God! We've had children! What has this done to them?" "Now, calm down. They're nice, normal kids. Cindy likes ballet and Bobby plays baseball." "But remember Bobby in third grade? He'd haggle with his teachers endlessly! And every time he got them to forget assigning homework, he'd charge every one of the other kids a dollar an hour! " "That has nothing to do with this ! " "Oh, no? What kind of grades did you get in law school?" "Well, mostly B's. A few A's. "You monster. All these years, I thought I knew you. But now I realize I don't know you at all." "What was your emphasis? Go ahead, tell me. TELL ME EVERYTHING!" "My emphasis was going to be in, corporate law." "Don't you TOUCH ME!" "Honey, wait! Before we say something we'll both regret..." "I'm leaving tonight. I'm taking the children. You'll be allowed to see them, but I should tell you frankly, I think you should get minimal visitation rights." "Now, hold it! Wait a second. Don't you try it! You want a fight you'll get it ! " " Wa .. .what do you mean? " "You're so self-righteous. You think you have the right to tear my life apart. I'll tell everybody. I'll tell the world about what kind of a mother you really are ! " "What are you talking about?" "...I know about the Amway products in the back of the downstairs closet." SMke a Veto BY TERI GOMES Teri Gomes is currently vacationing somewhere in a land far, far away. Teri and Strike a Vein will return next week. Let Personal Shopper Leslie Rudd do the shopping for you! Looking for wardrobe advice? Our Fashion Consultant, Joyce Gorder can help! These free services are just a phone call away! Dial 321-6793 weekdays between 10 and 5 for your appointment in any Salt Lake area ZCMI. V .: ... I ' ' ',S : Xh Leslie Rudd 1 I , L Personal Shopper I I ' '' f f I " w' ' " i WKm I ','".. v V'$v : "v Joyce Gorder BeautyFashion Consultant That's no sweat as in no strain, no fatigue, no sore muscles. Just incredible results in a very short time. Only at The Perfect Way. 1 , , 2,-: ' ', (MM"" ' If you want to lose pounds and inches, your table is waiting. Only at The Perfect Way. In fact we have 7 different tables. They are all part of the no sweat work out. Only at The Perfect Way. FIRST SESSION AND FIGURE ANALYSIS FREE (HI Call for an appointment 1910 Prospector Ave. Park City 649-1831 MOW LEASING Now is the time to move to prestigious Park Meadows Plaza. The Park Meadows Plaza is pleased to announce and welcome it's new tenants: United States Ski Team & Ski Education Foundation Salmagundis Restaurant The Park Meadows Plaza is also the offices for: J.J. Johnson Engineering and Planning Gump & Ayers Real Estate Unibase Systems Inc. National Headquarters Associated Title Co. Ford Enterprises Mutual of Omaha Insurance For information on remaining space and lease rates contact Bob Theobald or Richard Dudley GUMP & AYERS REAL ESTATE INC. 649-8550 |
