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Show mfi . r. .nun urn , ' ' ' irTl-inyi,,' r WW jj! V T "Nl 's' "- l - ,-, v. is -i --V v I' Page AlO Friday, April 1, 1983 Park City News r LEARN TO MAKE YOUR OWN BEER! Lessons available through CREATIVE FERMENTATIONS You will participate in two, one-hour classes producing your own bottled beer! Total cost: $1 0 per person Natural ingredients for: Heavy or light High or low alcohol content LIGHT AMBER DARK STOUT ENGLISH BITTER BEERS I X Lessons Available Susan Penn 830 Empire Ave. Park City, Utah 649-2274 m t LOLO'S La Marine OF PorT'Grmaud France and . Park City, Utah r v . We feature fine French wine. Mini bottle license. French Cuisine Reservations Please 649-1358 368 Main Street ospector 'ATHLETIC CLUB at prospector gquare 649-6670 Shape Up, Firm Up BODY DYNAMICS BODY DYNAMICS (Dance Aerobics) Val Cowan Advanced Mon., Wed., Thurs. 6-7:30 p.m. Tues.,Fri. 9-10:30 a.m. New class addition (Intermediate level) - Saturdays - 9-10:15 a.m. Beg. Mon., Wed., Thurs. 5-6 p.m. MOMMY DYNAMICS Exercise for the expectant & post-partum mother Tues. 5:15-6:15 p.m. Become a Triathlete Now's the time to start your training program with Val Cowan. Heber Valley Triathlon will be held again this year. Train with a professional who has actual experience. Have use of: Indoor lap pool Weight room Spa facilities Gymnasium Supervised bike tours First meeting to be held Mon., April 14, 8 p.m. For information on class fees, call 649-6670 today!! The attorney general has determined that drinking can be dangerous to your health, or at least you might end up in jail for it. William Benjemin Cooke was arrested for public intoxication on March 27. Police answered a complaint from an employee at the Mt. Air Cafe that Cooke had gone into the bathroom at approximately ap-proximately 4 a.m. and had not come out for a half an hour. Police found Cooke, unconscious in one of the stalls, smelling of alcohol. He was transported to the Summit County Jail, since he did not have a home to be returned to. Cynthia J. Runyan joins the ranks of the many driving under the influence of alcohol the police have picked up this year. Runyan was arrested at the Park Junction intersection and was later given a blood alcohol test, on which she og gang takes revenge In a panting outburst of rage, a crowd of over 300 growling dogs attacked the home of Animal Control Officer Of-ficer Barry Shoda on Tuesday night. Although aluminium siding prevented them from causing too much damage to the house, Shoda's truck was reduced to scraps by the vicious mob. The group, organized by Danny Doberman, had been meeting in secret at the Treasure Mountain Middle School for several months. "We're mad as hell, and we're not gonna take it anymore," snarled Doberman, Dober-man, when questioned about the attack. Second in command, Matty Mat-ty Malamute, commented, "We've had it with this dogshit. My friend, Sparky Spaniel, was picked up last week for relieving himself on a tourist's skis. But you don't see any public facilities around for us, do you? What are we supposed to do? " "I got a bone to pick with Shoda, too," snapped Larry Labrador. "Just last night my brother Louie was picked up for not having his mem- " ''' ii T L 1U While they last 69 WW bership card at the Club. The people there never get picked on, just the animals. It's a dog-eat-dog world for us, so we have united as the Canine Commando Corp to revolt and overthrow the enemy." Barks of cheer broke out among the 30 or so members who had gathered around Larry. Quiche Lorraine, the New Wave Poodle, had these warnings: "We intend to make life doggone unpleasant un-pleasant for Mr. Shoda. We've made his front lawn smell worse than a sewage treatment plant in Newark in the heat of summer. His neighbors put their house up for sale. His wife moved to Peoa with a Vet. We're gonna gon-na run him outa town." At that point, Quiche broke out in song, and the growing crowd of enthusiasts en-thusiasts joined in on the Canine Commando Corp official of-ficial fight song: Rover here. Rover there. Rover here, Rover there, and beware. Cause the hounds are biting, the Sheperds fighting, the Beagles uniting everywhere; every-where; Oh, the Goldens are howling, the Huskies growling, the Setters bow-wowing everywhere. every-where. Rover here. Rover there. Rover here, Barry Shoda, say a prayer. Cause we we'll be snapping, and we'll be crapping, all over your property, so there. And it won't be over til we bite you everywhere. Rover here. Rover there (At press time, Mr. Shoda could not be reached for comment.) reportedly registered .13. The ski slopes are not the only place to injure yourself during the season. At least that is what Timothy Ward of Park City must be thinking after he dislocated his knee on March 24. Ward wrenched the joint not on Widowmaker or even Claimjumper, instead in-stead he did it at the Alamo bar. Charles Arthur Carrol of California wanted a drink of a different kind on March 26 at the pub located at the Holiday Inn. According to police, Carrol broke into the pub after hours and took two glasses and filled them with coke. Carrol was charged with theft and was taken to the Summit County Jail where bail was set at $1,000. Everyone seems to be getting into the act of public urination these days. Police arrested the owner of a labrador and the dog himself, him-self, when the animal was witnessed raising his leg on the corner of a building located at 357 Main Street. The arrest came in the wee-wee hours of the morning morn-ing on Sunday, March 27. There was some evidence that the pair had been drinking some that evening, but police decided not enough to warrant a blood test. On March 24 Terry Jannott went to get into his van parked outside of Mileti's, only to find it missing. He reported it to police, and about 20 minutes later a patrol car spotted the van and followed it to a Woodside address. Police approached the driver of the vehicle, who turned out to be Jannott. According to police, Jannott found his van shortly after reporting it missing, and was driving it home to call police and tell them he found it. Tom Carlson could not see his jeep on March 26, although he knew where it was. Carlson had left the jeep parked on SR 224 the night before and when he went out to it the next morning it was buried in the snow. Carlson claims the jeep was buried by snow-plows snow-plows and has lodged a formal complaint. Animal Control officer Barky Showda was called to the scene at the Downunder last Saturday night to take custody of a vicious customer. custo-mer. The offending party, a mongrel of unidentified breeding, was foaming at the mouth, snarling and threatening threa-tening to run the mayor, the city manager, the police chief and the Mormon bishop out of town. However, Show-da Show-da was able to collar the creature and escort him off the premises within moments mo-ments of the call. "His bark is a lot worse than his bite," he said. - Park City golf pro Doug Villain reported to police that a bucket of golf balls the size of hailstones was stolen from his pro shop last Monday Mon-day afternoon. Truck takes dive over Phoston fracture The collapsing highway on U.S. 40 near Phoston Hill has claimed at least one victima vic-tima heavy, pipe-laden truck that fell off the road into in-to the hole on Tuesday morning. mor-ning. However, the driver of the truck escaped with only minor injuries. "He had a lot of help from Upstairs," said Utah Highway Patrol Trooper Jerry Murray. According to Murray's report, the accident happened hap-pened at 6:45 a.m., while trucks were being flagged past the collapsed road, about two miles south of the Summit-Wasatch county line. Ivan King, 32, of Evanston, was driving south with a loaded truck for the Diamond Corp. of Evanston, when he lost control of his brakes coming down the hill. He slid down to the flagging area, rear-ending a semi owned by W.S. Hatchco. Ironically, King did not push the Hatchco truck into the hole, but away from it. The Diamond truck fell of the road, and the cargo of drill pipe crashed around the cab, almost totally demolishing it. Suzanne Shellenberger, coordinator for the Park City EMTs, witnessed the scene and said, "That guy (King) should've been in a million pieces." The break in the asphalt may have saved the driver. said Trooper murray. When the highway broke off at Phoston, he said, it left a rolled edge. This caused the truck to roll into the hole instead in-stead of taking a more dangerous nose-dive. "The load shifted around him rather tban through him," saidtheofficer. King buffered extensive ; eye injuries, plus cuts and bruises .He was taken to Holy Cross Hospital in Salt .Lake. Russeli Riggs, 37, of Sandy, San-dy, the driver of the Hatchco truck, io empty phosphate hauler, was not injured. The truck was empty, said t Murray,' which probably saved it from being pushed into the fyole. ParkWest postpones closing The Wasatch Mountains have been blessed with abundant snow this spring and, as a result, all three of Park City's ski resorts plan to stay open at least one week beyond Easter. ParkWest, which had originally ori-ginally planned to close Easter Sunday, announced this week that the area will stay open through April 10. The area is reporting a snow depth of overllO inches and have been encouraged by the strong turnout of spring skiers during the last two weekends. Deer Valley will also keep its lifts running through April 10. The Park City Ski Area is banking on the snow holding through May 1. To celebrate the success of the season it has announced that begin- ' rang Aptfl 4, all midweek ski passes Will be honored as full ski passes until the resort closes May 1. And beginning April 18, Park City passes will be honored at Alpine Meadows. (Alpine Meadows expects to be open for skiing through July 4th.) So don't hang up those boards yet some say Utah's got the best spring corn on Earth! The latest in truly brutal S&M erotica. Complete TV outfitting and we don't mean video. Come in and browse. You'll love it so much it'll hurt. MOUNTAIN 9 i 1vnunnuu$E 1800 Prospector Sq. 649-6122 Between Prospector Athletic Club & Dairy Queen Open 10-6 Monday Saturday PCHS Science Fair could be the biggest The fourth annual Park City High School Science Fair will be held on Tuesday, April 5 in the multipurpose multipur-pose room. This should be the largest fair yet, with 100 student projects. Judging will be in both physical and natural sciences for each of two age groups. Judges will be graduate students from the College of Science, University of Utah. Scientific calculators will be awarded for the top science projects. Winners at this science fair will be permitted to compete at the Metropolitan Science Fair, Salt Lake City. The fair will be open for public viewing from 6 to 8 p.m. The award ceremony will be held at 7 p.m. til Completely Furnished Walking Distance to Resort Surrounded by Golf Course J 649-7246 Days 649-7 1 37 Evenings Ask for Jim .mmmmmm mm mm TtmmmmVmimmmmmWMmmmBmmWBMmmmmmmBTTmammmmmmMmnmWMWn Wr' ,f-c-- "-!'.i:.s.K' '. - .-. ,.v;..,vj.'e! " egfik jgs em at V ' --.- -::jMP4S."? W vjsBt tat imam we BIRTHDAY STARS March 31 j.D. 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