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Show KM anltly -by Frank He seemed so very very proud! We'd judge his age at about fourteen and he sat ridigly erect and upright on the old tractor seat. The man behind him must have been his father, and the lady in the battered pickup truck following behind their old tractor and the trailor it was pulling could have been his mother. They were rolling along in a westerly direction on 400 South, we assumed toward the overpass and on into the fields. Then, as our own old jalopy topped that same overpass enroute west we saw it. A highway patrol car, traveling in the opposite direction. We sincerely hoped the officer wouldn't see fit to stop the tractor because of the too youthful driver aboard. Whether he did or not will remain a mystery to us at any rate, because we just didn't have the heart to drive back and check. Chatting with one of our friends at the post office the other day we heard this one and deem it to good to resist passing on. Seems that, during his recent visit to this country, Mr. Brezhnev told Mr. Nixon one morning he had experienced a singularly clear and unusual dream the previous night. "It was really different," he said, "I saw a huge red flag flying over the White House." Replied Mr. Nixon, "That's a coincidence, I had an unusual dream last night too. I saw a huge red flag flying over the Kremlin." "But, protested Mr. Brezhnev, a red flag always flys over the Kremlin!" Replied Mr. Nixon with a wise look, "One with Chinese writing on it?" A motorcycle worth $3500? That's right, and it belongs to Jay and Karma Knight of Murray. The bike is a Honda 500 which they purchased for approximately ap-proximately $1500. The rest of its value lies in the fact that it is literally trimmed with jewels, some $2000 worth of them. They are 5000 in number and include rubies, rhinestones, and some diamonds. The jewels were sent to the Knights by a son who is in the Philippines. The bike is gold with chrome fenders and black accessories. The Knights plan to tour the country in it when he retires, which will be soon. They are going to build a special jeweled, gold-colored trailer trimmed with genuine stones to go with their bike. And what will they call the trailer the jewel box, of course. Getting ready to do some celebrating? You'd better give it some thought because the 24th of July is almost with us. All of which means you have several choices. You can go to Ogden or Salt Lake City and battle the crowds and heat, you can go over to Spanish Fork and enjoy a fine Fiesta Days event, or if you're a bit chicken, you can just turn on your TV set and watch some parades. Also, if none of these ideas appeals to you, you can head for the canyons with about a million other people who will be up there trying hard to get away from it all ! Good luck, whatever you decide ! Women's lib has struck with a resounding wallop at Napa, California. Are you ready for this? They now have in that fair community, some nine women on the roster of volunteer firefighters. The head of the department says, we think rather grimly, "We'll use them as an auxiliary. They will operate equipment, get it to the site of a fire and use it in firefighting just as the men do." We can just hear one of the girls saying, "Can't you drive slower Gertrude, the wind is just ruining my permanent!" Speaking of getting tired, give the following a bit of thought. "The U.S. has a population of 200 million. Of these, 72 million are over 65, leaving 128 million people to do the work. When you subtract the 75 million people under 21, you get 53 million. There are also 27,471,002 employed by the Federal Government in one capacity or another, which leaves 25,528,998 to do the work. The eight million in the Armed Forces leave only 17,528,998 to do the work, and when you subtract from this the 15 million on state and city government payrolls and the 1,520,000 in hospitals, mental institutions, and similar places, the work, force is reduced to 1,520,000. FINE 1 Butthere are an estimated 800,500 bums, vagrants, and others with a pathological fear of work. That leaves 208,498 people to carry the national workload, 208,496 of whom are presently behind bars. Which, brother, leaves you and me. And, I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired! ! ! ! " These impressive statistics were produced by that favorite American author, A. Nonymous. Scientific Message Therapy Center AMTA Member "Be more fit physically and mentally with scientific message mes-sage therapy." OUR PLEDGE I hereby pledge to do all I can to help those I am called upon to serve. I will endeavor at all times to uphold the true meaning of my profession. I pledge to conform my office or business with the teachings teach-ings and training I have received. I will at all times conduct myself and my business so that I may earn the respect and confidence of all whom I may con-tact. con-tact. If I fail to do so, I agree that my membership shall be cancelled, and certificate returned to the Association. I will endeavor to have others in my profession who have received creditable training live up to the principles I have heretofor set for myself. To all the above principles I hereby pledge my sacred word of honor. Phone' 489-5414 for appointment Weight normalizing General message Zone Therapy E. F. FACKRELL, THERAPIST 529 East 700 South, Springville Spealzin G.King 1 n GaryKlumker Top speed chase ends in arrest, car demolished A high speed chase of a suspect by police in Springville ended in a crunching end over end crash which demolished a stolen car. The driver miraculously escaped with bruises and a cut on his thumb. The affair began when a report of a "gas skip" came in from the 'Big D' station in Spanish Fork Canyon. A road block was set up, but the suspect broke through it and the chase was on. Reportedly clocked at speeds up to 120 miles per hour, the fleeing vehicle raced through Springville streets, ran a red light and one stop sign, and kept going until he failed to negotiate a turn at the 400 N. and 400 E. intersection. His machine then slid sideways for over 200 feet, broke off a stop sign, and rolled over twice onto the lawn of the Leo Robertson residence, 411 E. 400 N., before coming to a stop. The car was totally demolished and the driver reportedly escaped with a cut on his thumb. He was a juvenile, and was placed in the detention center after being taken into custody. Mr., Mr$. Miles Curfew return from Hawaii Miles Curfew has just returned home from a honeymoon trip to Hawaii after getting married to Grace Domgaard on the 18th of June in Elko, Nevada. ..II Jcii1 This surrey with the fringe on top was the first place winner in the antique vehicle exhibit staged as part of Sidewalk Sale Days last week. It was shown by Sil Hathaway. I' A V This white topped buckboard took the second prize in the antique vehicle show during last week's Sidewalk Sale Days. It belongs to Mrs. Berne P. Broadbent of Mapleton. 17 A get off to a good start with our Junior Protector life policy. ;3 Call me today. E. DEAN BRIAN 295 South Main' 489-6177 IIMI ! rt P6473 'stAfrn ARM iiii Nn Olla: tlNMflM, bit July 19, 1973. Springville seminary principal is Michigan LDS Institute director Seminary principal Gary L. Klumker has accepted the position of area director for the LDS Institute at the University of Michigan. He will leave Springville August 1st for Ann Arbor, Michigan, to assume his new duties. Mr. Klumker has been seminary principal in Springville for the past year. Prior to that time he' taught seminary for three years here. He also taught for two years at West High School, in Salt Lake City. He has conducted summer river trips for the fourth year students and spearheaded the Hill Cumorah Pageant tour planned for this summer by MIA youth of the Springville Stake. Born and educated at Salt Lake City, he graduated from West High School, where he participated in football and Class of 74 attention Attention, class of '74! All those who were students of Brother Robert Mcintosh in the Ninth Grade are cordially invited in-vited to attend a party Tuesday evening, at 6 o'clock July 24th, at the park next to the Junior high seminary. Brother Mcintosh will be there to renew acquaintances and visit with old friends. There will be plenty of food for everyone. If you have any questions, call Ruth Bartlett 489-4744. "As resources become scarce, the value of the dollar pyramids. But when no resources are left, the dollar cannot be eaten, will keep no one warm, will not house people or put clothes on their backs; nor will the dollar add much to the country's beauty." Ernest Swift in "Countdown toSurvival" ,. Deprived of its food, a mole will die in about a day. Expert Eye Care by Dr. G. H. Heindselman optometrist QUICK SERVICE FOR LENSE REPLACEMENTS OR EYE EXAMINATIONS Jewelry Watches Diamonds Gifts Heindselman Optical & Jewelry Co. 124 Watt Cnr Provo. Utah Knit Shop Htftfe . 1 .... Springville, track. He served an LDS Mission in South Germany. A graduate of the University of Utah with a bachelor of arts degree in the field of political science, he was a member of the Delta Phi Kappa fraternity there. Since that time he has been working on a PhD degree at the Brigham lYoung University, completing all requirements except a 'dissertation, which he plans to do while in Michigan, i His wife is the former Linda Rae Laughlin, also a graduate of the University of Utah. They are the parents of four children, Jeffrey, Jennifer, Jared, and Jonathan. Active in LDS Church work throughout his lifetime, he has held a number of positions both at ward and stake level. Massage therapist treatment center What is scientific massage therapy? A prominent authority in the field of physical medicine defines it as a term which is used to signify a group of systematic and scientific ' manipulations of bodily tissues : which are best performed with the hands for the purpose of affecting tw nervous and ; muscular systems and the . general circulation. More and more of the new . medical literature written by well known authorities stresses - the importance of scientific ; massage as a valuable aid in the : treatment of many conditions. Such therapy has claimed the attention of and is regularly used by many persons including famous personalities of all walks of life. One of these is the President of the United States, who, according to his own , physician has a private massage therapist, j The above information has ' been - submitted to this newspaper by Mr. E. Frank Fackrell of this city, who is . currently operating his own massage service in Springville. Full details of this enterprise are carried in an advertisement elsewhere in this issue of the. Herald. r Utah 84663 Y r ft Claudia Holdaway FAUNAL FACTS The bat, which is a marvelous flyer, usually drinks while in flight by passing back and forth over a pool of water, scooping up a small tongueful of water on each pass. announces new in Springville Mr. Fackrell holds a membership mem-bership in the AMTA, (American Massage Therapy Association) and possesses a special diploma awarded him for studies in this field by an accredited school of scientific massage. He also has a certificate cer-tificate of technical and specialty training under the leadership and instruction of E. Jerome Cook of Tyler, Texas, a member of the national organization for improvement and protection of massage therapy. Among the benefits which Mr. Fackrell states can be derived from massage therapy are better and longer lasting health, the stimulation of any area of body tissue, or the bringing back into function areas of the body which are out of balance. He adds that much can be done to correct emotional as well as physical difficulties and problems through this type of therapy. Persons desirous of further information on this field or the arrangement of possible treatment are urged to read the advertisement carried elsewhere in today's issue of the Herald and contact Mr. Fackrell as directed. MOV Only Through Central Bank Solid Sterling Silver Bank Ingots UtiENTRAL lllf E A 90M... PR0V0'UTAH JPMfl $1250 each Limit: One Ingot Per Person. Each silver ingot contains 1000 grains of solid sterling silver. The weight and purity are guaranteed by The Franklin Mint, the world's largest private mint. CENTRAL BANK AND TRUST COMPANY This certificate entitles the bearer to purchase one 1000 grain sterling silver ingot for $12.50 This offer not valid after (Dato and Time) These ingots Oivt UiA Chan CENTRAL BANK & TRUST MapUton, SpringvilU, Section Two Local woman gets post at state hospital Claudia Holdaway, daughter of Dr. and Mrs. Reed A. Holdaway, of Springville, has accepted a position as social worker with the Utah State Hospital Youth Center. Miss Holdaway received her bachelors degree in psychology from the Brigham Young University and recently received her MSW degree from the University of Utah. She expects to use her hobbies of sewing, skiing, music, bicycling and horse back riding to iniate a close working and playing relationship with those young people she will be helping. She is impressed with the deep concern the staff of the Youth Center has for every adolescent, the sincerity of dedication of the staff and the many special programs available at the Youth Center for the individual youth. A female fly can lay its first batch of eggs in less than a week after its birth. Flanked by the diplomas which certify his qualifications Frank Fackrell stands ready for service in his newly opened massage therapy center. He will operate the business at his residence, 52S E. 700 South. 1W AITS' a TRUST are offered only at To Say "YS" COMPANY Provo (2) and Spanish Fork Kiwanis Club is ladies night at Kelly's Grove This week's meeting of the Springville Kiwanis Club will be a Ladies Night, held at Kelly's Grove. A special program of entertainment has been prepared and Dickie Jane Sargent will act as toast-mistress. toast-mistress. Featured speaker at last week's meeting was Carl Tucker, golf coach from Brigham Young University. Mr. Tucker gave a highly interesting lecture on the development of a golfer, using some of the BYU team members as his subjects for illustration. Youth fireside set Sunday A special Youth Fireside will be held Sunday. It will begin at 8:00 p.m. at the Springville 13th and 17th Ward building, 850 E 2oo North. All MIA age youth are cordially invited and urged to attend. The speaker will be Allan Cherry, a black convert to the church. Noted for his abilities as a singer and entertainer, Mr. Cherry is also talented as a speaker and writer. He is the author of the book "You and Me, Lord" and sings with a group called "The Sons of Mosiah." Following his program, light refreshments will be served. A I . . |