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Show Senior Week is like a roller coaster ride By KIM WOODBURY Throughout this school year, we have all experienced various forms of stress. Many stressors are over, but one of the most hideous is just beginning. Advanced Placement Testing begins this week and to paraphrase a famous quote, "I have not yet begun to stress." Frazzled students everywhere are taking tests for college col-lege credit in everything from music to chemistry to computers. I am taking the English test and I need to practice my writing techniques. techni-ques. Therefore, you are going to get a crash course in English a la la. Two examples of writing techniques techni-ques are similes and metaphors, which are used to compare two things. Senior Week (which happens to be this week) is like riding the world's largest roller coaster. The highest hills are like the sense of joy and accomplishment that we seniors feel as we near the end of our public schools experience. The steepest Cat hills are comparable to the apprehension ap-prehension of entering the "real world." And, the low dips of the roller coaster symbolize the sorrow we feel at the end of "Simply the Best" high school years ever! Senior Ball 1991 is like the enchanted en-chanted balls from our favorite fairy tales. This magical experience will take place in the Capitol Rotunda on Saturday, May 1 1 from 8:30-11:30. The Senior Ball's theme is "Always and Forever" and the theme song was written by two of our very own students, Jeff Child and Will Lewis. These talented gentlemen have an album out titled "Meditation Seventeen" and it is like sunshine on a dark, rainy day. In other words, it is absolutely awesome!! (P.S. You might want to purchase one of their tapes so that when they are rich and famous you can tell your children that you knew the famous duo of Child and Lewis when they were just starting out!) Anyway, the royalty for the Senior Ball are like the regal Windsors Wind-sors of merry ole England. Third attendants at-tendants are: Michon Juluson and Rob Peacock. Second attendants are: Meresa Smith and Garret Atkin. First attendants are: Natalie Harris and Ryan Creer. The queen is Lacie Bryant and the king is James Taylor. Another technique is alliteration, which is the repetition of the initial sound. On this stupendous Saturday, our celebrated Choir 'cats will participate par-ticipate in an incredibley powerful program. To welcome home our tremendous, tremen-dous, terrific troupes, wonderful Woods Cross City has scheduled a spectacular show of splendid students. Our melodic music department will sing stupendous salutations to our marvelous military men and women. Special salutations to a super student. stu-dent. The wonderful Wildcat of the Week is the dandy Danyel Loock. Danyel has pondered perhaps, that her preferred point about WX is the phenomenal people. She savors snazzy dancing and snow skiing. Bravo to this bodacious babe! (Yes, I'm getting desperate!) Well, I think that's quite enough for one decade. Thanks for helping me out. Believe me, I need all the help I can get!! |
