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Show Dike bills Once there was a Dutch boy tosaw a leak in a dike and stuck lis linger in to prevent a flood. A few moments later, another leak I feared and a young girl quickly .oined him in plugging that one. Soon, young people were rushing io plug an increasing number -of ales. Meanwhile, the older, saner, re stable citizens went about fcir business, occasionally mut-mng mut-mng about the odd behavior of ;outh. Finally, the kids began yelling oi help, because more holes were 'Pearing. This got the old folks m and they responded by fling out the name of their god. n Ordeh, to quiet the unruly Mn8 people; but the kids, in-of in-of becoming less frightened, '0 angry and yelled all the Wise men then spoke to and said that the country sound as ever and that only gogS and paranoids were M them that they saw leaks. youngsters decided that wise men weren't so wise after f uted again for help. "J tag and the crown prince lin aPPeared on the scene; the ;s8 the kids were all bums crown prince called them 1 mpudent corps of effete At this, the palace guards Z? shooting them and con- workers began beating ; uP;they were finally driven l the dikes and the ! J y bett. after all, to Petitions for dike-Mis dike-Mis to be intro-! intro-! "ext year in the legislature. 1 Chdentriounced 11131 y did k same 8als as thir,s' f nobody at all said V tried ," that' altIlou - cout A , Speak because H " C!dbbd was "Giub- ' Alan Aldritch |
