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Show File 13 Fner p0int$ BY BRUCE PINqj I am really excited t round of arm! W J which aregoi by this nation i Union. As I think aboutl:1 mentous dialogue will o,.;1: picture the following ' "Well an, here"weii . another round of talks I that you willbe more coor ( this time, says the aJ: resentative. "Long live the fa. tween our two great m. face the yellow peril whid,,: ens to engulf our spheresol ence," replies our Russian--' as he sips vodka from his te'." "Now I propose that we ' the present level of atomic . pons. The United Stab enough nuclear power to , 30,000 tons of T.N.T. fr person on the earth. The? Union has enough to equal ;-tons ;-tons per person. 1 propose, lower it to 15,000 tons of;-, for each person on the part. United States and to 7,50i for the Soviet Union." D, agree?" "Oh no," says out I!. "We want absolute parity w Americans." "If they hair bombs we want 5,000." lr. the friendship between tv. allies as they face the t peril with 5,000 bombs each "But your bombs are b:.. replies the American. "Yes, but your missiles;;: craft are more accurate," i-the i-the Russian. "Besides, vs. the same if the bomb gels;.; matter if it is a lOOorafir ton bomb." "Why do you make si; bombs then?" asks the At; "Well, they look better they go off," replies Ivan. "Ours are clean and oil;; white light and smoke,": negotiator. "Ours are dirty and it the colors of the rainbow.' ; bombs are the most fc-bombs fc-bombs in all the world." "Wait a minute," patriotic American. "A" bombs are finer than made." "They are assent sterilized instruments, r. cleaned with Johnsons' When they go off, they inspiring. 'Our bombs are moR -ful," replies Ivan. "What a crock." "A-bomb "A-bomb is the most bcaut.1-made." bcaut.1-made." Finally, after d hours over who has beautiful bomb, Mr American says,"U yours and one rf we'll see who has the "Very Well" " , here," ys I spot on a map wh.; Peking in small SPWay, and here," says the gestures towards . called "Lop NortJ "Long li itiveness between nations, aswew ; wards solvmg ' thp Russian " lems' tikes proudly as he laKes fSwever,asH5 |