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Show Anvil Chorus Impromptu Awards By NICK SNOW Thursday night as I escorted a salty judge around for the House Decorations Contest, I finally discovered dis-covered something pretty good about the Greeks : They're not bad when it comes to House Decorations Decora-tions for Homecoming It must be understood that Thursday night was plenty cold, but here were all these Greeks cavorting about (some of them filled with their own brand of antifreeze) in honor of Homecoming. Home-coming. It was pretty impressive. Impromptu Awards Understandably, of course, not all of them could get recognized for their efforts by the Homecoming Homecom-ing committee, so a few impromptu impromp-tu awards are in order: The Gross Award goes to the Phi Delts for their block "U" on their front lawn. These gentlemen, gentle-men, once again, outdid themselves them-selves and made it out of beer kegs. The Comfort Station Award goes to the Pi Phis for their flaming flam-ing peace pipe which warmed the freezing bods of all around. Honorable Honor-able mention in this category goes to the Sigma Pis for their flaming banana. The Frozen Pledge Award goes to the Delta Gammas for their putting those three sweet young things out in the cold for a good share of the evening for their "U-Inn" display. The Nausea Award goes to the Alpha Delta Pis for the propaganda propa-ganda spewing from their decoration decora-tion ("To be In, Be Greek. Hey There, Are U-In?"). The Enforcement Award goes to IFC for their, once again, superb job of keeping booze away from our Greeks. It wasn't too bad, all in all, for someone who isn't Greek to see good decorations up for Homecoming. Home-coming. The word is that next year, April Committee will be entering en-tering with one of their own. That should be interesting. |