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Timely Advice i By ED REBER During my seven years as a sophomore, it has often occurred to me that the advice given to entering freshmen is trite and certainly cer-tainly not to the poira. Here are a few that make more sense. 1. Don't smile and say hello to people you pass, they'll think you're a transfer from BYU. 2. Don't quote scriptres to your humanities hu-manities and pihlosophy trofessors to show them where they have made a mistake. 3. If you are not quite sure what to call your teacher, teach-er, doctor is always better than professor. 4. If you wear short skirts, wear long nylons. (A mistake mis-take I never made.) 5. Never take a prescription from the Health Cener to the University Pharmacy; Pharm-acy; the Pharmacist is either out of for coffee or the student on duty has never heard of acetylsali-cylic acetylsali-cylic acid and is afraid you forged the prescription to get the ingredients ingredi-ents for LSD. 6. To Mormons in freshman English don't hand in old 2y2 minute talks for themes, or if you do, leave off the closing testimony. 7. Don't take an uper-division philosophy class and get an "A". It shakes the whole University up: Freshman are not supposed to toe able to do that. 8. Don't conclude that the Huddle is full of real hippies and intellectuals; most of them are East High students who come over practice. 9. Don't call your teacher teach-er an anti-Mormon because he makes fun of the local culture and the Church; he is probably a Mormon Mor-mon Bishop. |
