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Show ith New Dictionary h Dear Editor: I In view of the tragic misunderstanding mis-understanding at the airport Saturday last, it appears that a definition of modern politic11 f(( terms is in order. Freedom: The right to -choose between agreement with self-appointed super-P triots or keeping one's moats shut. ft Liberty: That portion of famous patriotic quotation which has been reserved to supporters of "freedom." American two-Party System: A political system in which one party can do no wrong and the other is, of course, Communis" inspired. s. Communist, Subversive, So-cialist: So-cialist: Terms used interchangeably interchange-ably and indiscriminately to denote de-note (or denounce!) anyone foolish enough to disag with, certain red-white-and-b blooded "patriots." Birch: A noble hardwood presently suffering undue hard- ship through thoughtless gu'" by association. VANCE W. ROLLINS K S |