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Show KRAZY KORNER By Max Keetch Dick: "Of course I'll be liberal with my money after we're married, darling. I'll spend it on you as fast as I make it. ; Now what else do you want to i know?" Shirley: "How fast do you ! make it?" Did you hear how Mr. Bartholomew Bar-tholomew saved the lives of an entire regiment? He shot the cook. "Hey teacher," shouted little Robert Glenn, "I ain't got no pencil." "Oh, no," said Mr. Hansen, "I haven't a pencil." , "Gee, aintcha teacher?..' said Robert sad"y. "Den you an' me is in the same fix, ain't we?" Jeanette Stoker: "Are these chickens fresh?" Butcher: "Fresh? Why, lady, if I had an iron lung I could revive 'em." The modern Miss is week in the neys. Jess: "Hew do you determine the population of the Swiss village, vil-lage, Dona?" Dona Beitz: "Count the number num-ber of echoes and divide by the number of mountains," said Dona promptly. The first little pig said to the second little pig: "My, I never sausage heat." The second pig replied: "Yes, I'm nearly bacon." Mother: "Larry, what's all that racket you're making in the pantry?" Larry Edwards: "I'm fighting temptation." |