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Show SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK The recruit turned to his neighbor neigh-bor and remarked: "I say, Bill, have you got a good memory for faces?" "Yes," replied Bill, from behind his towel. "Well, see if you can remember your own when you shave it I've just1 broken your mirror." A Way Out Patricia telephoned Phyllis' mother and asked if Phyllis might come to see her. The mother explained: "No, Phyllis Phyl-lis didn't come home on time, as she promised yesterday. She should be punished. So she must stay. . ." Patricia quickly interrupted: "Oh! Just spank her and send her down." |