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Show By CAROLjMON j Haven't had muqh time to think this week, but I came across an interesting article entitled how to Raise and Train an Owner - by the Humane Society. Thought you'd like to see how it's done. 1. Throwing Up: When you feel it coming, quickly get into an expensive chair or davenport. If you can't manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug - or at least find a good shag substitute. 2. Get plenty of sleep in the daytime so that you are fresh for play between two and four in the morning. Laps are the best possible pos-sible spot for napping. Most humans, if conditioned will quickly realize that it is unkind un-kind to get up or disturb you in any way. When you outgrow out-grow laps- learn to make yourself comfortable by using one or more of their feet as pillows. Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one opened, stand on hind legs and scratch. Once the door is opened, it is not necessary to use .it. You can change your mind several times. When you have been ordered or-dered to go outside, stand half in and half out of the door and think about it for a while. Lots of things may influence your decision -the weather is a big factor -exam lie it thoroughly. Never, eat food from your own bowl ifyou can begfrom the table. Determine quickly which guests hate; cats and dogs and sit on that lap for the entire evening. For sitting in laps or rubbing rub-bing against trouser legs, select colors which contrast with your own. Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It Is not necessary to do anything, just sit and stare. 3. Hampering: For book readers, get in close under the chin, unless you can lie across the book itself. When supervising cooking sit just behind the left heel of the cook. This way you |