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Show By STEVE WILLIAMS - The dictionary is the only place where success comes before be-fore work. AND IT CONTINUES! A little boy wanted $100, so he decided to pray for it. He prayed for two weeks. Still no $100; so he decided to write I the Lord. The postal authorities, authori-ties, noticing the address, forwarded for-warded the letter to the President Presi-dent of the United States. The president, amused, sent the boy a check for $5, believing believ-ing that would seem like a lot of money to a boy. The delighted de-lighted youngster wrote the Lord a letter of thanks, but closed by saying: "I noticed You routed Your letter thru Washington. Washing-ton. As usual, those stinkers stink-ers deducted 9a'c-" The Automobile Manufactur- ers Association says that taxes take 26c of every dollar included in-cluded in the delivered price of a car. s When a speaker starts off by saying he's not much of a speaker, why does he have to prove it? I A person is never a social success until he learns to yawn with his mouth closed. ! i , I With all these modern day ' "falsies" and "foundations," the !' guy that marries an hour-glass figure may find out it's later '' than he thought. ' Horton says one of his Punk- I intown customers' has dandruff , so he washes his hair in beer. ! There ain't been no cure yet . . . but he has the happiest hap-piest dandruff in town. I I. |