Show MR DOOLEY ON THE SALOONS PASSING Sir II l r looking philosophically out ut of ot his famous barroom window in Archo road mad tells the lie readers of the tha American Magazine for fOl April some ome ot or hits his current musings on the tho prospective passing of his mpg long established bush busl ness flees nessIn In humor n a tulle hille more maIo pathetic than usual from froni the tho fact that the thic subject subjects Is s so intimately associated with his own livelihood ho lit sketches tho the rising tide Ide of ot antiliquor sentiment through throughout out the southland where King I Alco Aleo lol Imol ho he declares les has been becil dethroned although lies hes like III e th til Jook IV Orleans In iii n Paris hes lost most Iv tv his ties les but some annie Iv 1 the old olt families still receive recelo him quietly In iii their thell homes al uI although though thousands that In t fell Cell on their heir iio noses cs es him now refuse to recognize him him In public Continuing his hh reference to drink as his ils royal highness King Alcohol ho Ito h pictures the poor POOl fellows who at lit night are wild wid lusty that makes think thyre th rn bethel bither thin they thic Ivor iver thought bought they were welo and graphically de lIe describes describes scribes their condition before I and after being knighted 1 by IW King KillS Alcohol with their thell Inevitable subsequent pie pre at lIt court Getting down to tile the more serious possibilities of the time temperance wave twe Mr Dooley addressing addles says TIlE THE OMINOUS SIZE OF TilE THE WAVE An I tell 1 yo ye 0 y It t aint goin to be very long bug before this his lime hero wave Iv 1 comes conies comesup up ip here un an deluges yo ye an me mile Anny Anim nn lay day yo ye yoma may look to see liCe boots nn an shoes shoe or ir moro more probably lx hook in th tit windy wind where ye now see th h stately rows Iv lollies bottis that yo ye 0 think are fillet filled with tempting te but l ut rally have havo lii In In but th tim wather vather 1 I filled with th year ertl th thO big lire tire I was cut out bo be nature to sell peo people plo pie things tImings that they first took u e ethe they hoy the made mado tool feel to other othor eople an un that later inter became I a tL necca etty to HOW POLITICIANS NOW NOV SLIGHT THE rilE SALOON Interjecting an exclamation exclamation tion ot or Incredulity ut lit this titis point gives Mr MI Doole tho tIme text for toothier another Item In Iii n the tho chronicle of tho the saloons Impend In doom dooin Do 10 I think twill como come Faith I Iwu wu I see what Hogan calls Iv th times time Th rut day lIaY was WIlS whirr Ury a that wanted a Job asked th privilege Iv 1 hangIn a Iv 1 In me Inc window Dut nowadays bo ho no noW W II wants his bis pitcher hung In a IL sa an saloon loon There to get past pasted Pasted ed cd up Ul In th thO churches gettin on Oil to us Ill 11 tell teU ye e a ii secret IV 1 th thO Id rather havo have th thO Father Mathew Mathe so 50 society behind mo moo thin th tIm entire saloon vote vole WHAT DRINK DOES FOR FOIl A MAN MANThen Then rhen breaking through his lila professional attitude Mr Mi tt Dooley Doole voices the th Ih hotter better sentiments of or his hi heart In these discerning words cords 1 l mind If did dl 1 break through In lu his heart th thO thru then I est cst Is a U saloon keeper lie Better tier thin tinny anny wan wall he knows I that his meat macat la is everybody pi zen long Ion I with th tho classes I think less leas Iv 1 moro more tin an rn moro more Ivry year Th Tb makes mak s too fond rand Iv As me triad th says S Phi Th knocks th fit dot off ocr of I their little I an they think up upper upper per case A man mall comes In hero horo Im about ready really to pull down th Ih blinds leans on th cheese chese an sings My ly Bonnie Lies Iles Over th Ocean thin says sas that I 1 that ho go home homo an ends up Ul bo be weep In ln over ove his les I know th matter mutter with him has Hos about himself too much I know that his voice sounds tf like suds th kitchen sink an I can call lick him In Jn a IL with un an ice Ico pick an 1111 anI I am laughin sick over ovel his troubles but bul hi lip think so th bit lies Hos got Erot painted like a Il Iv is 1 Melba Jeffreys nn an th Ut two orphans an un army anny body that dont dOllt believe bellevo Ills Ids right is tI fr Faith if Ir anny thinks Its pleasant presidio over oVal this here hero palace Iv run rum runs hos Iton welcome to th thO job Iv h rum hes hos welcome to th Job If I was waR an aim Insanity export expert Instead Iv bela on th tit level as I 1 am urn Id commit half bait mo inc patients to an nn asylum But lImit can call yo yC O Ivor Iver enforce asked Mr Well Tell ehl said suld Mr 1111 Father Kelly ways t Ui th best done dono so SC far fu fuIs Is to make mullO wrong Tong to t take Inke hard hl rd to get an nII bad bail yo ye Rot got It Mr Mi article Is most original l lh l ly ip Illustrated by I y Cartoonist John T I McCutcheon |