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Show Page Six THE WEBER HERALD December 14, 1932 Boiler Blowout Postpones Holidays Through someone's carelessness the automatic shutoff valve that regulates the water in the boiler supplying the heat for the college building was allowed to become filled with mud and silt, thereby causing a general burn-up of the boiler sections. This casuality is responsible for the discontinuance of class work until the necessary repairs have been made. Announcement comes from the President's office that school, which should have ended this week for the holidays, will be continued until sometime next week. -W- Romance Predicted For Members Of Herald Staff Miss Deru, the Herald's charming secretary, learned while visiting a traveling Mystic that she is to be married shortly after September of of next year. This man of wonder, stated among other things, that Miss Deru would get the position she is working for next year, but, it would not be very pcrminent as she would yield to cupids charms very shortly after receiving her job. lie also reprimanded Richard rather scverly for answering to Miss Dcru's number proving beyond any doubt that he was not an ordinary fortune teller, and that he knew what he was talking about. Miss Deru appeared very excited upon hearing this news, and did not seem to relax until McKay had her tucked securley under his left arm, her beautiful head reclining comfortably on his shoulder, and both of her delicate hands pressed tightly between his. W PROFESSORS TAKE WIVES TO GAMES ON COAST As a little Thanksgiving present. Professors Charles A. Osmond and Ralph S. Gray, both of the science department, took their own wives and motored to California for the Santa Rosa and San Jose games. The professors visited the Universities of Nevada, California, and Stanford, and juany of the interesting sights to be seen in and about San Francisco and the Bay Kegiion. In attempting to make a "U" turn in the heart of Frisco, Gray explained he was from Utah and an S. 1. tratfic cop, informed him, that "you must be from Utah." No Native could be that dumb !" On the return trip via Lake Ta-hoe, Osmond was at the wheel near Folsom, Nevada, and was pointing out the interesting parts of the Nevada State Penitentiary, when the rear axle of the auto broke. The car received full reward for the capture. The partv had a marvelous time including the Turkey dinner at Santa Rosa, where Dean Bailey missed the beautiful Weber coeds that accompanied the team last vear. and also protested that the Utah Copper souvenirs be purchased when he came to Utah with his team were stamped "Made in Japan.' !ln The Exchange i The Weber Herald sends Christmas and New Year regards to its many exchanges. May this friendship and good will continue. Since the last issue, the Exchange department has received ten new papers from other schools, far and near. The Kamoi comis to us from far away Hawaii. It is published by the Kamehameha- schools. The Islanders show much interest in literary work, and the Library Notes. We like the editorial, "The Value of Reading Good Books." The El Don comes to us from the Santa Anna Junior College in California. The El Don directs interest towards the development of finer arts of music, painting, and dramatic art. The Davis Dart, Davis High school, Kaysville, is the first high school desiring to exchange with us. Welcome! From Snow College, Ephriam, comes the "Snow Drift." At Snow a music arts course is being offered. Eminent figures in music are brought to the school by the music arts organization. From Missouri comes the "Griffin News". The students at St. Joseph Junior College have perfected an International Relations club to which twelve new members have recently been initiated. The "Lafayette Light," also from St. Joseph, Mo., is another high school added to our exchange list. The' "Lafayette Light" devotes a column discussing the value of printing as vocational training.The Herald Staff should read it. From the University of California we have received the "Daily Trojan", the first daily to come to our Exchange Department. We have received only one copy, however. Check that, Exchange Editor, will you please.? The Pasadena Chronical", Pasadena Junior College, announces the selection of the Queen of Rose Tournament which takes place on December 28. All floats entered in the parade this year will be centered about the theme. "Fairyland in Flowers". College of the Pacific, "Pacific W'eekly." In glancing over the Society Section we find Jeanette Manning, Weber '32, has been pledged to MuZeta Rho. The "Campus Criterion" from Grand Junction Junior College, Colorado, shows what can be done toward having a school paper when there is the will. Electrical Gifts Galore We test your Xmas Lighting Outfits FREE. Extra First Class Lamps .02&c and Up. Colored 30 Watt Lamps for Your Home at 10c THE Lighthouse Electric COMPANY 309 - 24th St. ' Phone 581 Quarterly Quizz in Weberology Time and Place : Suit Yourself. Notes ready go 1 I Resign yourself to the following conditions in no less than ten words and one sigh each : a The scarcity of coat hooks at Weber b The dangers of standing in the registration line c The effect of the flu on our football players II Locate and then "explain, explain thy presence" at: a The College Inn b The Malad boys' "bachelor apartments" c The White City d The Weber Gym lobby e The Little Theatre III With as little reference as possible to the Herald give the dates of these famous events : a The Get-Acquainted Dance b The Fort Douglas Massacrec Exam week IV Define with little or no regard for genus the differentia: a "Stoolie" b "Collegiate hair-cut" c "Albionitis" d "Frosh" e "Soph" V Describe if you can't think of anything worse to do to them : a The beard contest b The little foot contest (Note: "A" answers may be forwarded to Ballyhoo.) Helen Lindqusit PLAY I C BILLIARDS for HEALTH J V ROTATION J f 2c Per Cue l United Billiards j f Phone 4247 352-25th St. 423 - 24th St. Phone 987 LAUNDRY We Give S.&H. Green Stamps Americana Offers $1000.00 Literary Artistic Prize The Editors of AMERICANA feel keenly the need of young blood in the hardening arteries of our great republic. The Americana magazine offers $1000.00 for the best satiric contribution, literary are artistic. This contest is exclusively limited to undergraduates of American universities and closes officially on March 10, 1933. The judges are Gilbert Seldes, Hendrick Willem Van Loon and George Grosz. Literary contributions are not to exceed 1000 words. Non prize winning material of merit will be purchased at regular rates. Address manscripts and pictures to AMERICANA 1280 Lexington Avenue, N. Y. C. N. Y. Self addressed envelope obligatory. 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