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Show The Signpost - Wednesday, May 17, 19S9 7 irtertatranmt Some people need kissing advice By Wendy Alston Stock Staff Reporter Do you kiss like a dog? Do you kiss your boyfriend the same way you kiss your grandmother? Does your girlfriend always have to wipe her face off after you kiss her? Do you practice your kissing techniques on your pillow? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are probably in some need of some serious kissing advice. Maybe you need to learn the do's and don'is of kissing. Before the kiss. Before the kiss, make sure you are really ready for it Lose any gum, candy, or pizza you may have in your mouth and prepare yourself for the big moment. Relax. No one likes to kiss someone who's uptight. Loosen up, take a deep breath, and unclench your jaw. Don'tbe too shy. It hurts someone's ego if you turn your head away, giggle when they try to kiss you, or blush and hide your face every time they even get close to you. Don't kiss someone if you don't want to. There is no written law that you have to kiss someone just because they took you out. A kiss won't mean anything if your heart isn't in it Girls, don't wear too much lip-junk. There are very few guys who like the taste of Blistex or Maybelline. Be spontaneous. The traditional good night kisses and hello kisses can get to be very routine. Try a mid-movie kiss, a quick red-light kiss or a "Happy Garbage Day" kiss to break up the monotony. Once the kiss begins, don't lose your composure. Remember to keep your balance if you're standing up, and try to keep your mind on what your doing. Don't be too aggressive. Tender kisses mean a lot more than any super-macho-man kisses. If you knock your date over trying to kiss her, chances are you won't get another opportunity. Don't open your mouth too wide. No one likes to be suffocated when they are trying to kiss you. Don't clinch your lips together. Remember, kissing a date is not like kissing your grandmother. Loosen up, relax and don't be afraid to open your mouth a little. Close your eyes. You'll feel like a fool if you open your eyes and see your date looking over your shoulder and winking at someone else (if you do happen to catch someone doing this to you, don't be afraid to bite their tongue). Don't forget to breathe. If you pass out, you'll ruin the moment. After the kiss. The event isn't over once your lips part. There are still some post-kiss guidelines to follow. Don't kiss and tell. A kiss is a personal thing. If you're excited, ashamed or proud (see KISSING on page 8) Top Box Office Movies... 1) K-9 6.44 Million 2) PetSematary 6.34 Million 3) Field Of Dreams 5.42 Million 4) Major League 3.59 Million 5) Criminal Law 1.92 Million 6) Listen To Me 1.79 Million Dream Team 1.76 Million Say Anything 1.68 Million Rain Man 1.59 Million 10) Scandal 0.98 Million 7) 8) 9) Graduates Graduation Announcements Have Arrived And Are Now On Sale. Imprinted Name Card Program Available with 2 week delivery time. For Best Results Order Early Weber State Bookstore 1 "it, v ALFY BETZ will be speaking at Weber State College on May 18, at 10:30 a.m. at a special convocations. Alfy Betz to talk at Weber State Although Utah is the home of many entirely new art form known as classical world famous musical organizations, such as fusion is coming from a Utah resident and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Utah Weber State College Alumni. Symphony, and the Osmond Family, it has Alfy Betz has written and produced a never been known as a hot bed of musical symphony in strict classical form utilizing innovation. None the less, it seems that an (see BETZ on page 9) 2 0( n Hanky- KanKy Z Love Beguiled Die Fledermaus by Johann Strauss Sung in German with English SUPERTitles Dialogue in English May 11, 13, 15, 18, 8:00 pm. May 21 , 2:00 pm. Matinee CALL FOR TICKETS 533-6494 Glade Pelerson J Gerral Director Eleventh Season |