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Show Page 12 Signpost Sept. 28, 1!)7:5 Trying to attract attention? Proper location is important THRU THE ATTENTION! Starting next week: "Pay if you Sell" Want Ads See next editin for details. 10 SPEED French Touring Cycle, Sew up tires. Quality bike for serious yclist. Barely used. $135. Call Louise 393-6104. YAMAHA 6 string guitar. Beautiful mellow tone, only $50. For serious beginner. Call Louise 393-6104. AUDITION NOW for ASWSC traveling assemblies. Good Company, Wednesday, Oct. 10, 4 to 6 p.m. Union Theatre. PLAN ASWSC Activities. Join the Activities Board. Applications from Studentbody Secretary. HOMECOMING CONCERT-Mary Travers of Peter, Paul & Mary fame. Nov. 10, 8 p.m.-FAC Auditorium. FLEA MARKET. Get your wares ready now. Nov. 26-27. Union Ballroom. ASK STEVER about his summer Crisco parties. "BRENT is related to the Snoop Sisters." by Ira Hatch The important thing in attracting a girl's attention is to make sure of the locale. Libraries afford an excellent enviro.i to culture a budding romance. One can never be to sure of basics. For example, finding the right library is important - a college library to be more definite. The time of season is important - the closer to the end of the term, the harder it is to attract a girl's fancy. According to several scientific reports, the evening is the best time of day for the casual assult. Again, basics must not be taken at ease; remember that before entering the library dress casually without cologne or other apparel that would appear too obvious. Choice of books in hand is an item of utmost importance to consider before entering the abode. Picture books of classical art, Taber's Cyclopedic' Medical Dictionary, or Modern French 3 are a few of the many choices of literature to catch eyes of the opposite sex. Entering the library affords the greatest possible challenge if properly done. 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Analyze the situation. Although groups or clusters of females mingled together at one table look exciting, one man against a group is not usually an even situation. Although groups of females have in fact succumbed to groups of male, this type of selection is often a thing of chance and should be left to gambling.personalities. The one-on-one combination is the most opportune situation to look for. A quick but thorough glance through out the reading room will point to several possibilities. Although the common tendency is to approach the most "becoming" of the choices, one should first (quickly, if at all possible) look at the subject matter the various subjects are subjected to. Remember planning (one step ahead) is important in keeping the subject enticed and intrigued. Approaching the subject's table can be rewarding if proper action is followed. Don't look at the subject when first sitting down. Look anywhere but at the subject's eyes. Open your books, don't look at' the subject. Write something, even if you have to copy something from a book, do it in-'; dustrially. Suddenly stop; look up, straight at the subject, and without fail the subject will look directly back at you. Smile. If she smiles back you're halfway; there. Laugh without control Write furiously for another three minutes, then stop and burst out laughing, if possible without control. Stop a minute, look at what you were writing and laughagain. Naturally she will be curious of what you're laughing about. You may want to say "Oh, nothing," if she asks. If she doesn't ask, say, "Oh excuse me," and then terminate the laughing. At this point, the subject will do one of two things. Move to another table or keep looking at you every 30 seconds . If she moves to another table, leave library immediately. If she starts staring at you, look directly at her and start singing, "Some enchanted evening ..." She will blush, humbled by the magnitude of the moment. Her dreams will suddenly blend into reality as she takes your hand in-' to hers and asks, "Who are we to question why?" NOTICE There will be an after-game stomp Saturday in the Union Building ballroom. 'The stomp will begin at 9 p.m. A "battle of the bands" will provide music. The stomp is sponsored by the Activities Board. Admission is, 75c with a student I.D. and $1 without an I.D. All Weber Slate College students are invited to attend. |