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Show May 16, 1969 SIGNPOST Page j Spring fever afflicts the young m,.... , .1.1 .uiiL mi in in. ,.-wr- -- r II Spring is Sprung The Grass is Riz I Wonder Where The Blue Key Plaza Iz. Yes, folks, one can tell by the amount of soil being eroded off the Blue Key Plaza that spring Paul Neuenschwander Honored again Thi s week we ho nor Paul Neuenswander, student-body president-elect, has been chosen by the hospitality committee to be honored this week. He was selected not only because of his numerous contributions, but also as a tribute to his willingness to get in and get things done, according to one committee member. It's a long list when one begins to enumerate about his accomplishments, however, his personality deserves a little more consideration.Whenever you ask someone to start telling stories, you need little prompting to get some pretty ri-duculous situations. Terry Hale offered this bit of gossip. On the way to a leadership conference the group stopped one night for dinner in Boise. Paul looked around . the table to try and find the salt and when his eyes finally landed on it, he placed his finger on top of it, and then had the audacity to ask someone to pass the salt to him. Paul Neuenswander will undoubtedly be a great studentbody president, according to one anonymous observer. During the recent budget hearings, Paul boldly proclaimed that the movement carry, instead of the saying the motion. No one has done that on campus since Tom Welch said it when he was a freshman. Freshman, hark, you have a fellow with you that may never make it. Possibly Paul can do something about the problem at Weber. The problem being that it is a five year college - - four years for If Bamboo NOODLE PARLOR Compftttly r t it F ) ,or Your -- " " ' J Completely Air Conditioned Girls Love Our Food Too . . . Fealuring STEAKS SHRIMP CHICKEN LOISTEI 5 - Vi TO TAKE OUT 2426 GRANT AVE. OOA 001 ORDERS J71-UU7 I and education and one year for parking. Everyone is willing to offer problems to be solved. IS coming MAY 20 is finally here. And along with the hay fever that usually accompanies me through the season, come memories of past springs that I have spent in schools across this country and in foreign lands. I used to be an artist. That was in the third grade. And as I recall, the grand undertaking my class attempted was the making of a clay cow. And my proudest moment was when I was appointed chairman of the udder-committee.In second grade I used to have a teacher who was four feet tall, five feet square, and who used to always tell us to "Go warsh yer hands" whenever she came in from recess. She made the horrible mistake of trying to teach our class the difference between concrete and abstract. She said "Concrete is something you can see, andabstract is something you can't see." The class began to giggle about whose pants were which. My grades seem to always drop spring quarter in direct re-t lation to the severity from which i suffer from spring fever that year. And an explanation has appeared for the phenomenon: don't you know that everything is always marked down after Christmas?And just last week I was driven by spring fever out onto the lwn between the U.B. and the library. While I was lying there blissfully counting the flies buzzing around above my head I overheard a conversation something like the following: "Hey! What's your favorite stories?" "Superman, Flash Gordon, and Popeye." "Yeah, well, what do you think of O'Henry?" "Terrible. The nuts always get stuck between my teeth." Yes, folks, I've finally progressed through school to higher education. Spring is here, and I'm delirious. How about you? Univac: How did they get the ground floor so high? You may think that ground floor opportunities just happen; and always to someone else. Not so at Univac. We plan them. And then we devote our tremendous resources to making them grow into multi-story careers. Right now we have ground floor opportunities, and we hope that one of them is right for you. We are proud to announce a new Software Development organization devoted to the design of Compilers, Executive Systems and Communications Routines for our major computer systems. If your background and challenge are in these activities, we encourage you to send us your resume today. If clean air, good schools and an exciting family life interest you, you have all the more reason to act now. How did we get the ground floor so high? We put it 4,220 feet above sea level-in Salt Lake City. WRITE: LOWELL NERESON, UNIVAC, P.O. BOX 1745, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 84110 UNIVAC Sr n -i s?t, . . sr- " ' it ' .IV |