Show AN ESSAY ON NOO YEARS eddie gives his reasons for the annual holiday and its celebrations beers is the time when a man takes off anut time ter think what a fine feller he mite be it he was only a dlf frent then he makes a lot of and stands in front of the mirror to see if there Is a halo aromnd his bed the pee pul make are alko the toys you buy in tho ten sent they don t last long another object of years Is to alv the wine sellers and the cellars a ter celebrate on beera eve every buddy goes downtown where the altes are baltest and sit aromnd dabuls to wate tor the beer to brake in when the clocks get to the rite place and al the waiters have been the beer comes in and then every buddy stands up and hollers or else blows horns why should do this I 1 dont kno dunles it is that they dont want the year to think it has slipped in without enny buddy knowing it the feeling on the after years Is cespon elble for menny of the pa aez that if beer s reso lushun was kept we hatter worry abolt wet and dry but as the mattur stands no buddy beers abolt eny bartenders being lade off the burst weke in Jany last beers pa sed he would make a resolution and kepe it if ma would do the same and that each could suggest the reso lushun ter the othur and ma sed all rite then you can resolve sed pa not to ask me I 1 hav been when I 1 come home late at alte I 1 guess that is a good one isn t it eddie he sed to me then ma told him what to resolve which was this you resolve not to go ewt at altes or a beer pa got sore you bet and went and got a coryer friend to get up an argument argy ment to prove that be dlan t have to live up to the agreement agree munt being as his reso lushun nullified hers or sum thing like that there was a strained atmosphere atmus phere in owr bowse for sum time and now it there are eny beer s reso lushun they are voluntary af fares the thing abolt beer a for a boy is that it Is the last day of christmus vak ashun and for a man that it Is the day that the alla come in I 1 am too young to go to crestaw runts to welcum in the beer but I 1 am old anut to know that the besl reso to make are to resolve not to do things I 1 do enny way |