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Show Trimmed 'Em! "I just heard him say he 'was in close touch with the heads of several big organizations!" V "Yes, he's a barberl" The Truth First Actor I played Hamlet once, in the West. Second Actor Did you have a long run? First Actor Seven miles. Entreating- Now Diner I would like to change my order. or-der. Waitress Yes, sir, what would you like to make it? "I think I'd better make it a petition." His Trouble Modern Orator My friends, I am full of uncertainty. Then a number of people in the audience looked at one another and hoarsely whispered: "He must have had hash for dinner." |