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Show He Put the Words Right In Her Mouth to Win Bet '"PWO fellows who had been din--1 ing rather well were in the mood for a ridiculous wager. "I'll bet you," said one solemnly, solemn-ly, "that the first words my wife says, when I get home tonight are 'My dear.' ' "And I'll bet you a fiver," said the other, "that she won't say, 'My dear.' " They proceeded towards the first man's home. He knocked at the door and a head appeared at the window above. "My dear" began the man. His long-suffering wife interrupted interrupt-ed with: " 'My dear" be hanged. Wait till you come inside." |