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Show ? -r J SMALL TOWN HUMOR J J AND PHILOSOPHY ' By BUCK CAMPBELL J t ' ' Women take to a church re- ( t rival like men do to a prize J fight. ' 4 J J When the old man stamps his 4 t foot It is time for the late male J J to start. t ' J Did you ever notlc tint a 1 ' great many politician! are dead J I to rights? ' J t The good dW; yoxmg," that ' is why there are go iruiny old , t hyprocltes. ' J 1 If yen always think before 1 ' ynu fpeak it may save you from , 1 pp,liarrniTTHint, and maytm a ' J black eye. t , (. t J The politician who larvls a r,b , t never exp-nflg the same amount J of work and energy In caring 1 for It as be dws to get It. If J men worked as hard Bt a Job on 1 ' they do to fr't It there would be J , a whole lot more tff.cleney In J public offices. , 4 |