Show rz why is a pretty young woman like corn ina in a time of scarcity tyl because the ou ought 9 ht to be husbanded hus banded AZ briches JR riches iches are the beggers of virtue they cannot be spared or left behind but they hinder the march XZ there is a dandy in chicago of such nice tastes that he greases his boots with the oil of bergamot lie ile is first cousin cousin to the youth who sleeps on a bed made of sponge cake ro never lo 10 lose se a an n opportunity of eeme freeing anything g b beautiful eau t afu 1 beauty is gods handwriting a wayside sacrament welcome it in every fair face ev ery fair sl sky y every fair flower and for it thank him the fountain of all loveliness 10 salt it has been said that many young ladies for the first year after their marriage can never look atone at one of their own sex without a peculiar sort of expression 0 on n their countenance of a compassionate curiosity arising out of a concilus con cious superiority rio rity as much as to say ars you a married woman DELICATE ALLUs ALLUSION ios an exchange commenting on the fact a number of Cinci Cincinat nad li young ladies have latel lately been married away to other places gayy says no city has a better claim to supply spare ribs for the universe 90 5 under the head e ad of march larli squall an exchange says that a woman in pulaski county virginia has regularly presented her husband with an heir during the month of march for sixteen successive years A PROTEST ox ON tick one of our louisville leading houses sold a bill of goods to an indiana customer on c credit A settlement by note at four months was re requested d to which the hoosier debtor willingly assented but suppose I 1 dont pay this note when it falls due inquired he then replied our merchant your note will be protested an and d your credit destroyed how much will that cost said indiana dollar and a half tremulously answered our friend then look here old fellow just include thai tl tat amount in the note and pay it for me when you get the note protested louisville cow cou ier AZ ga AZA A printer has been arrested at woodbury tennessee for bigamy ile he is no true or he would not have a second take before he had composed the first prentice the matter c can an be easily explained the poor fellow had a foul case and the ithe first take being solid he was not permitted to use lead and his space box being i nearly empty he was excusable for taking t king pi another nother for we have never I 1 known a printer who was true rue to his profession that would not jump at a fat take say |