Show clr IN OWN owna aw 90 ada TCHE NEW FABLE OF THE HONEY THAT TRIED TO COME SACK CACK once onca thero there was nn an couple that would got up every 0 M and put on uio uie five ounce eltta alitta and wait valt for the sound of tho gong each was working tor for the champion chip of tile tho F flat lat and proved to bo be a Ci Co lutton for punishment every enry time lie ho landed a crashing alader on her family history sho she countered with it short arni ami jolt on his personal onal appearance both would retire to tho the cornera cement heavily but still full of ambat Vom combat om bat ile do loved to start out the day by finding in the paper what a professor connected connect od with tho the university of achl cago had said about the alio amer american ican woman being a valti and shallow par valto nalto with a cerebrum about tho the size elzo rf an E english walnut she would by reading aloud a special in regard to a husband going after wife with ax while under tha influence of liquor after which for 15 or 20 minutes the dining room would be just na as and quiet as a C trial sometimes ho he would got first blood hul but just juat as aa often she bhe would fiddle around for an opening and then right on the conk and him stalling to escape further flirt bor punishment ben nightfall camo came they would still be edging around tho the ring changing wha nging away for each was too 06 amo to ba a quitter their married life which started out with american beauty roses in every vaso vase and a long piece in the pa X az h 41 IN 1 f 41 put pit on the five ounce mitts and walt wait for fop the gong per now settled down to a thirty years war with all of the attendant horrors the only time the dove ot of peace really deafly lit was waa when they had corn com pany liany then men they would dear each other until the promises became sticky and she ehe would even coax up a ripple hippie ot of fake laughter when he pulled some wheeze that used to go groat great the year they were engaged but tho moment the last guest closed the front door nhe dove of pence peace would beat it and tan another othor domestic gettysburg would drive the servants to cover after this had bad been going on oil for several seasons he happened to get hold of a powerful work written by a pop vular novelist unmarried who made a psychological dissection of a wom anns ans soul and preached a funeral sermon over tho the dead love that once blossomed in the heart of the heroline after he bo read this tragedy ot of flickered romance ho he felt like a pup lie ho perceived that he had been in the wrong theno elest taught him that his oie was to bear with tho the weaker ves iba esol and to keep the honeysuckle of true affection pruned and watered by devotion alon and sacrifice therefore he be made one large vow to cut out the rough stuff next IN morning Torning when the queen of aba lb i amazons put on her paint and feathers and began to beat the big war var drum there was N nothing lothing doing life refused to enter the blood arena and when she came after him he fell over and took the count before a punch had been delivered before starting tor for the office he kissed her ai couple ot of times and gave her ber some massage treatment around the shoulder blades and called her toots a term at 0 endearment which imd beel been rusting on the aholt ever since they used wat it at niagara falls she was tio 0 o dazed by this If reversal evenal of form that she peeked from the window ond and watched him clear to ao jhc thc corner A that he be WAS as on oa his way to meet another youlan woman v he that evening with a air aar oi candied nuts and when mrs mra SIr mirror the name of ville ithe hussy be alin ply pulled palled a yeran I 1 ing sm sallo ile and invited her to gp ahead and uso use him as a punching bag next day she eho put p ut a newspaper around the bird cage and tied up the and took the unfinished tatting and blew cheh al no bhe walked in on her own people with the declaration that all bets beta wore were off they wanted to know how about it and she ahe said a spirited SpIrIt eq woman kaap on rooming wibb a guinea pig MORAL contempt breeds camill arity |