| Show THE NEW PABLE OF THE LIFE ap THE PARTY ono night a complimentary dinner was given to a captain of 0 industry by some bonie friends looking for orders the chairman of at the arrangements committee was a popular wine push or consequently the volunteer search parties were out for three days after gathering up the dead along about 1030 when every perfect gentleman was neatly stewed and each chandelier was waa doing a sinuous salome in ill time vi with th the hungarian orchestra a man alan connected W with ith tho the jobbing trado trade got up to say a few words worda ho was keyed to concert pitch and the audience was piped and all the old surefire sure buro fire dokum bokum ot of a sentimental nature simply killed them in their seats when lie ho concluded the hilarious bua bun brothers with the mussed up hair and tho the twisted shirt bosoms arose to their feet and waved napkins nud and gave the orator what he be described des s albed to hla his wife at 2 A 11 as aa A novation another good man was spoiled after Ifer herman maii made this gosh awful lilt with tile the souses bouses ho he became convinced that he was an after dinner wit gus gua thomas and simeon ford had nothing on him whenever he found himself seated at a table tabla with other people and food being served he be began to suck loz and classify his anecdotes and try to appear unconcerned all the time he was simply waiting for the main fluff to come up from behind tho the chrysanthemums and say bay wo we have with us this evening then for the tha quiet introduction leading up to tho the sparkling mot and the tremolo stop pulled all the way out on the pathos and a couple of to put them in a good humor concluding with a hypodermic of hot it if the bunch sat eat back and refused to fall tor for the wartime war time favorites Favo he would console himself by telling around that he was waa up against I 1 tile the low brows browa ile ho knew that he was a dinger because he remembered how the magnificent ent assemblage stood and cheered him for five minutes therefore his voice sounded to him a good deal like the boston lymp symphony ony orchestra playing asale as ale melody ody la in P F whenever people sat down in front of at the decorative canape caviar and got ready to endure the horrors of another hotel gorge they would glance across tho the snowy expanse of white dotted with plump california olives and cold unfeeling celery and seeing Iler herman nian seated opposite would remark stangl Stun gl lie ho could not have been kept in his bia chair with a ton of coal in each tall tail pocket and it tho the ladles ladies prein ant nt that was where he worked in tho the bird calls calla dad and ordered out the twinkling stars according to the expectation tables of the insurance actuaries probably ho he will stick around tor for 32 years yeara moro more and never find out that he is a rest pest MORAL those who bemoan the tha decline of oratory should remember that thai oratory never was known to decline |
