Show an interrupted romanes romance stray it ii are an infernal nuis nuis ance K binnay alay and they have io iio snoie rigia upon the streets than a road nad do aias ais in a kindergarten at lea least qt thit thil is what a young blood of this ity thinks he had es cs cortti a b bucolic beauty of the third wa wad d to her home and was tending kt tile the pale gate telling tellina while lies and making new yeara year resola lions while hii tootsie woottie hung bung about his neck and gazed into his rubicund countenance like a hungry calf gazing baing at a bucket of buttermilk stray pigs are common in the third ward and a halt half starved red haired porker borker had been paster in ing tile the giri airia 13 papa for a week or mare more on this particular evening I 1 the hungry brute had sneaked up lip to the back of the house and while the two googoo goo guo goo B s were forming their new year resolutions his overturned the family ily swill barrel the old gent he heard ard it arid and pounced on to the misguided porker like a flea onto an indian the pig scuttled round the house and out of the front gate gale like a streak lie ile struck the loving twain just as the tha young ma roan was in the act of salu salutina tinz the maid 1 en for the time he knocked the girls feet from under her and she lit astride of his big razor back arid and was carried half way mccross the street before she spilled off the pig pi roaring all the while like a runaway locomotive the abe young man was standing on the gate when the shock occurred arid and it knocked him into the air like a cock lie ile turned a half somersault cobain coaling down on his hair chair filler with an awful thud which battered the seat out of his trousers and disarranged his thin thinking k apparatus apparao US T the he fair damsel sit sat up and gazed mournfully at her lover who was propped up against the picket fence trying to locate the top of his hi bark baek bone lie ile returned the gaze and it was full of bitter woe their ironclad resolutions melted like ice in a sweat box and the maiden actually said cuss words while the exclamations of her lover were frere hot kaough ta burn a hole through a brick wall the old roan loan helped them up and assisted the young bouno W man to get under wo wy y for home lie ile has remained there evar since and the folks never offer him a sea for fear of insulting him the pig is till still at large and looking for another victim our devil was so touched when he heard of the accident that he wrote a very touching little ballad entitled parted by it a pig or it never pays to linger too long lone at the gate a copy of which will be presented to every delinquent subscriber when he pays up it is a gem call in and settle and obtain one |