Show why bill chased the train did you hear about my friend bill said a trainman well that has made me laugh I 1 more thin than once not hodg loni ago bill got a jumping toothache lie he wants to have that thai tooth out hut but he dont want to pay the money nor he ha aint got the nerve to have the thing lone done all the same thit that tooth is kee keeping him up at ni night r bt and pill bill he be almost goes wild either me or that tooth says bill one or the other oilier I 1 aint going to stand this sort of life all AH I 1 lie same bame when bill starts to go to the I 1 dentist his knees begin to bend and he a is so ro scared that the tooth stops aching but when he turns back and reaches the house houas the tooth is plugging him again now bill thinks of a cicat scheme what does he do hut but buy a piece of strong 0 tiring fay gay you know this kind of silk bilk thread tarca and he waxes that and ties it to his tooth so tight that it ft cant come off then bill walks down to th the railroad station you see it was e his idea to tie the string toa to a freight car and then when the train started it would jerk the measly tooth out UP TIP finds the freight and ties the string n to in the co coupler copa pa of the car and stands around to wait un tit til the train starts well sir lie begins to feel chilly about the gills the more he be thinks of the time when the train is going to to move the worse lie he feels every time the whistle blows lie hs jumps well I 1 guess id better belter untie thinks dill bill and conie come agin another dav day caybut but when he goes to loosen the string he finds its ita no go and he cant jerk the thing loose because the other end is on the tooth well sir fir the train be gins to start ant and bill he have the nerve to stand bland back so eo he lust trots on bahi behind nd like a little put pup on the ilia end of a chain where are you going billy hollers a feller you sf seem am to be in a hu hurry try well fir hill bill starts to I 1 swear like mad but the train is beginning ginning bi to go a little faster and he has to commence to lope like a jack rabbit you ree fee the train had been going through the city ut n n now flow it it started tol to get aul 1 have anve the nerve to stan band standstill still eo olie lie he just humped bumped himself ro I 1 f bt after th that t train like it wa something lie he wanted bad say mister why are you running g that way asked a brakeman who got onto the tiling thing of course that sort of a guy made bill madder than ever but he had to lope on luckily for bill the train had bad to slow up for a crossing and while it stopped he borrowed a knife and cut the string topha topeka state journal |