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Show JHotieru icttanarg- Author: A dealer in words who gets paid in his own coin. Bargain: A ludicrous transaction, transac-tion, in whicheach party thinks he has cheated the other. Dentist: A person who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of other peojne. Editor: A poor wretch, who ev ery day empties his brain in order to fill his stomach. Jail: The penalty of misfor- fl tune, and often the reward of 'fl virtue. Lawyer: A learned gentleman, who rescues your estate from your enemies and keejDS it himself. Popularity: Knowing how to . drink the most liquor, smake a ci-gar ci-gar and get the most offices. -M Rural Eelicity: Potatoes and H turnips. State's Evidence: A wretch who H is pardoned for being, baser than H his comrades. H Tongue : A little horse -which is H continually running away. H "Virtue: An' awkward habit of acting differently from other peo- pie. A vulgar word. It creates great mirth in f asliionable circles. J "Wealth: Tlie moBt respectable quality of .man. . . . J |
