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Show m tiliifwonis. H 00 A : H What is a raining favorite ? An Umbrella, fl What is a spirit rapper ? The wrapper around a . bottle of whiskey. What is Gold ? Dust. What is raonney ? Glitter. What is riches ? Dross. jjH What is health ? A Blessing. Hj Who is wise ? 11 He that deals j'istly with all men. i Who is a Miser ? t Tlt8 one who kreps all he has got and keeps all he can get. Why does a wounded bird flutter ? Because it is hit, What are hair pins made for? To keep hairs out of the butter, but they don't always do it. Who is poorer than a man without out money ? . . The man who has nothing but money. 1 When should you give a lady, the jH benefit of a donbl '? ' When you are in doubt about pro- ifl posing. How can you make outdoor life at- tractive to the mosquitoes ? 19 By sleeping out on the Yirgen bot-'oms bot-'oms . What is mcst requisite in love, and ' fresh meat at this time of the year ? Confidence , 'E What causes a maid of thirty the most anxiety ? Her age, Miat spirit posesed some of the boys. to ride so fast throngh the streets vn the fourth and twenty-fourth ? Not-the spirit, of '76." H When is bedsteads said to be not- WM becislesids 1 f ! When they are buggv, Why is not a moquito a fine fellow; he presents his bill, and if you are in , ,fl no haste to pay, he waits, sins, plays, and dances, for you (or makes you H dance) he bores you and dines at ta ble uutil he is fully paid and leaves H you with a full hide if you keep your S temper ? Bee rase he's a tramp. |
