Show HOW TO AVOID MATRIMONY Kind Hearted Soul Offers Some Valuable Valuable Valuable able Advice on the Matter Without Charge To avoid getting getting- married is a very easy matter either for a man or a woman If you are a man frequent the dance especially Jy the out coming-out dance Stick to the debutante as aa men of at liberal views stick to their opinions Hang around conservatories when the music is playing soft and low and where there rare are intoxicating odors Hang around round summer resorts and attend musical recitals There are other othe things to do but this should be enough For a woman to avoid matrimony is quite as easy She should live Ina in ina ina a coU college ge town or Washington D. D C. C She should cultivate those young men who wear yachting suits all summer and who know what to do with their hats on a piazza who are good at buckling on skates who ask if you have heard this and that who would just aa as soon act as ushers at t a weddIng wedding wedding wed wed- ding as not who are perfectly willing willIngto to explain the game of at baseball base baU who are willing to introduce other fel let lows levis That's all you have to do to avoid matrimony But Dut In order to cinch th the matter it may be well to add a a. afew afew few more ore words of advice Ladies Ladles If a man comes along who will wili not talk baseball with you who does not know anybody and does not want to who does not even play bridge who cannot even tell you who are the richest girls at the tho summer resort and just how rich they are who never was an usher at a wedding and never will be pass be-pass pass him the Ice pitcher And do it quick Then Thea go and hide Men When you see a girl who hasn't got a crowd aro around nd her who wears no scalps upon her belt who subscribes to the F rne F me Lady who knows how to set ISet a table for five in ina a cottage that cost 1200 who can ean give an appropriate Halloween party Beat it my son Beat It Pu it-Pu U Puck k |