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Show nni inr "ini - ni- - inrc inf- - SEE 1HI -- Lrwmm THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young 33: 2DE 3GE 3EE Tis NuffSaid By OiborM THE FEATHERHEADS A WtiUm Newpepr When making cinnamon bananas in thin sliceV 8rrw toast, sprinkle with 1011 If cherries or berrie, aro flour before putting ,h pie crust the juice will and will not run out. Political Conventions. CALIF. H OLLYWOOD, This month, Unfit Before polishing in the somewhat responsible task nuh(1 of filling the most important office ture wash well -- bhe soap in the world, the accredited repreanddry;:;:t:;; sentatives of two great parties will To remove mildew frm , , discharge these duties by acting as bag, rub with though, shortly before they were born, their respective mothers had been horribly frightened by an intoxicated r. SMATTER POP- - Two No-Dinn- Days, Honest! er C By M. PAYNE At Cleveland, If the delegates for Zookus fall to behave like howling dervishes for at least forty minutes following the mention of his name, they're traitors to a sacred trust. And If the delegates for Gookus dont carry on longer and louder and crazier than the Zookus bunch did, theyll never again dare lift their shamed heads. The setup will be different at Philadelphia, the cradle of liberty, although occupied at times by some funny foundlings. There, when the chosen mouthpiece offers a candidate whose second nomination has been certain ever since his first nomination, every patriot on the floor must be thrown by the astounding shock Into a happy delirium, lasting until his legs give out, his larynx splits and he cant think of any more hysteria symptoms. The Seattle Lochinvar. news from the hospital LATESTAmericas MESCAL IKE At Your Service Otherwise By S. L. HUNTLEY WE AlWT SOT MO ACCOUMT OP this kflKJD HERE AHJT TH DRUG STORE, HITS TH ' ( 1 mo 'Jhlmhd about being: engaged 3B13E 3QE o Ujffidt Is the young Lochinvar out of Seattle A large is suffering from overwork. number of traffic cops around Washington are reported to be In the same fix. The barkeepers havent sent In their casualty list yet. One of the big circuses Is certainly overlooking a gorgeous chance. Think d of the sensation alone In a arena Clyde Beatty with ' petroleum and allow It to remain 01t mildew comes oft easily. Rub the electric iron onCe . with paraffin applied 0B , cloth This will keep iron cle smooth, bis If lattices for rose bushes that grow on the bone areand ' hinges It will be easy to layt the ground when paintingl, A tablespoon of lemon juice to the egg In which fhh i3(w fore frying gives It a delicious Fruit Juices and ginger frozen Into cubes i a refrigerator and used for Associated Newspapers. ale mV mech t Icedd-t- WNUSe Being a Bridesman Is No Sinecure by a Long 1 Mate Halasz, an Inhabitant i Szeged, holds the worlds recol1 bridesman as distinct from l man which function he has i 1 formed at 1,574 weddings. The position of brldesmar.1 Hungarian peasant weddings ijJ easy one. Wearing a berlbbowlj and carrying a stick decorated streamers, he goes round delivj the Invitations by word of n At the wedding feast he Is exp to compose and recite a poem j every dish set on the table aid direct the dances. London S al 1 Observers. steel-barre- Zion-chec- Black Masked Bigots. of religious INTO a sour soup-stocracial hatred, stir a mess of titles, oaths and foolish regalias, and youve got a mixture with an Irresistible apCHAPT peal to parties whose average hat size is six and an eighth and whose souls 3C SELF.HET9 didnt li r are aslosh in the of bigf ad eno The Coleman is a gen- - I R . nine IssUnt Lightiag Irot, otry. Presently theyre adding miscelAll 70a have to do is tom valve itrflt m ill, bi laneous murder to their mummery, as and it lights instantly. Yoo dont have t m wd goo match inside the iron do baratxl tiie in Michigan, where sundry gallant The Coleman beats in a jiffy; is quick!? ie lone, for use Entire Ironing surface 8 beatfi heroes seem about due to suffer prooint the hottest. Wain tains its heat eves d . , short-haireof Ota he fast worker. Entirely palelonged attacks for h0 an hoar. You do your ironmg tii bun, tl ness, which Is a disease brought on by less time. Be sure your effort, in Iron is the genuine 0 m er ever behind some wearing a close hair-cu- t It's the iron every woman wants ,sd hoi WwIl and labor time fa) high stone walls. Coleman is the easy way to iron. worry SEND POSTCARD fer FREE FUr at W Ml Intolerance-epidemics such They say organized THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE hi come In waves, but did you Gaetf I Dept WU3I6 Wichita, Kan: abe Urn Angela, UflL Philadelphia, fe. ever notice that we never have any of 4 the these waves when America Is at war? year i Then nobody objects to putting CathoSweet Temper age ot te boy lics or Jews or negroes In the firing d Many a line. Nobody questions their patriotism worth his salt, but, by George, is you mi or their fitness to defend the nsitions he delightful to have around If T JOU not h flag, and, after awhile, peace comes, dont have to depend on him! 1 you and all of a sudden a lot of folks disDebora cover that those of certain creeds and a certain color are unworthy to be ipran; what classed as citizens or even as human beings. k blood-curdlin- g g VCskEf 0 bilge-wate- at ?" tv fomrbht, iuiiiiHiu4 8 L. Huntley, Trade Mark Rttf. U. 8. Pat. Offl e) MRS ALL- - snoop's ROKSMT SHE'LL a sits kick.- out o stalliM Th vyal-s- he AM NMELL-W- DoM'T PAY HY ShH? SHE'S 60T Th.' MO ME V- NEZ- SHE WOIFE -- Told Ode to the Storekee lii n I:; l n n; i r SEAM?-SHU- SH THAT SHE HERE SHE TEST KAPES TALKim' . IS MOW AH' pomT Sive ve-rA CHAMCT 'I'LL FiY - a d FINNEY OF THE FORCE SHliRE hurt' 'ASK H'lo HoW -- Folk's see You irt stop To pay- - Are va topaV-'? FlMMEY You-Di- h'lo HOW'S ISMT IT A LOVELY PAY -PUT Them IT IS LlKfeLy Tcp RAiM night To SLAD 1 at c&ist Look YESTEPD'Y PIP Yiii WELl SEE EMER tJhere you VOU R. AnWTHIMS so HER HER saver-noth- Before d Bill UNSETTLED w g sweet-tempere- ( i ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES Trapped!, By O. JACOBSSON ID ECENTLY In outlining the political Lv high spots scheduled for the next four weeks, the writer fulled to mention the Liberty League. The Liberty League will not hold a Power in Character , convention, but will have tea on the Du consM Pont lawn. There may he speeches Strength of character and perhaps a snappy prayer by the two things power of will and 1' F. W. Fb5 rector of the Church of SS. Midas and er of Croesus, but A1 Smith will positively son. not speak, having already learned the bitter lesson that a fellow can pick an awfully bad spot to make an awfully good speech In. 4C And as for trying to keep a brown Y'B LACK LEAF derby, and a silk topper alternately bouncing ofT a single dome well, In from the future, I predict, hell leave that your PrGallofl,S sort of thing to professional jugglers. Dealer Even so, A1 Smith Is better qualified than some for wearing two hats at once, having at least twice as many HOSTElff brains as youd find UDder the average SALT LAKES NEWEST politicians headpiece. Our lobby la dellghtfnOy BOH I during the summer cooled Sacrifice to Science. Room T LOVE dogs and admire them for Radio for Every traits which so many human beings 2 00 RoomM200 Bathi lack. So, because some of us Joined a movement to save Impounded dogs from possible mutilation and torture ? rflX at the hands of unauthorized agencies and guarantee for them a swift merciful death a large number of folks seem to think were vlvlsectionlsts. For one, Pm against weird experiment upon dumb brutes In the often abused name of science. When I read ''HOTEL that some gifted exhibitionist swapped the vital organs of a pelican and a hound pup, so that the pelican went out In the back yard and barked f Rafe Sl.SOt l2!L to death at the moOu and the pup choked trying to carry half a bushel of The IJotM Tmplof fish In his lower Jaw, I fall to see highly (Iralrnhlo, f.niitl'n,n,lj pl.ere.You will where the cause of medicine hns been ...pretnely l rerahlr-'j' thoroughly advanced. But since .the war on dl Kea.se fore unlnratuil demands the sacrifice of certain creaHIGHLY BECOMMl-tures that mankind may be benefited, Yoo een I.o epprecW Id rather that every white rat In If a tmarket thro beaUt,tuJ ,, America should htne the bubonic CRC5SSmR ERNEST plague twice than that my grand-babieshould have It once. ( . "TnoU ( By M.G.KETTNER Elsie, the Dew maid, seemed eminently satisfactory, but the mistress of the house thought a few words of advice wolud be Just as SHOWING OFF By GLUYAS WILLIAMS C- ArrtND GIVEN IH PANQUET HGHO& Of- - A Mistress Remember, that I expect you to be very reticent about what you bear when you are waiting on the table. Elsie (whose face lit up with earnest curiosity) Certainly, maam. May I ask, maam, If there will be much to be reticent about? Juit t Barker " A well. tNVittP T- Newt Featum) Eager for Reticence Our Pet Peeve yoo fin cvmaW 1916. by ConsoHttaled PICKS W 14 iNsfRuoYCD fb TakS smau aM.WHO 14 cut into Yard 16 PlW UP SMAU ANNOUNCES .rvscu, i 0 irfll , SYCNE HE 0N YHR0W WltlCR Van anv boy in ve NEWtORHOCD Teacher (assisting pupil puzzled by a word while reading) Barque. Well, If you Boy (wonderlngly) really want me to, all right. Bow wow I VroWS 5Y0NES UNfiL His ARM 6tft TiRrP, 6IRI REMARKING TitRE is A BOY AY HOME CAN SAVS HE'S AwTJLlY SYR0N6, AND, Wttil cc SiorRSBEt ttrrs VROIV If. tarYher HEAVY ptori; ROCK fo PROVE &Rl YAWNS self. Temple Squafe lilni-sel- hj Definition Bobby Whats an expert, Daddy? Daddy Its a fellow who gels a big snlury for telling oilier people how to do things he can't do him j ItUS fo lAAfcn HIM a CAH1 ,vml' ArcR sre uai nuuiot HrR YiKN IlfiVA SWUH'Nfe SWUNu A wARI (,. ah 'iN,'S 5Ht WAS ICY AAIOIINO SAVS Hf HE CM S AND 'N HIS HrA? 1CM 0 s irS AN AnvihdV tR JAW SHE AiK IN10 HOttSE. 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