Show what e o t t thinks i in s about Styles In Hair Tints ANTA MONICA rONICA CALIF SANTA Theres There's more news concerning concerning concerning con con- the mummified remains of that lovely Egyptian princess princess princess prin prin- cess they found the other day that that daughter of some early r f Pharaoh she e who died nearly years ago ngo and yet was still so beautifully preserved Too bad that old recipe of ot the Pharaoh family was lost The They did make such good bood preserves s. s The last w word rd Is that the little lad ladys lady's sf hair was dyed a henna color Either t that's u ts t's news or something h has n a s 8 stimulated a sudden sudden sudden sud sud- den change In HolI Hol- Hol 1 1 l y w woo o o d fashions Just Justa a little while ago n a about b ou t every 1 o other the r potential movie move queen yo you U saw was going In InA A for the platinum effect and only too s frequently n a alas 1 Ins n s the effect was that Irvin S S. S Cobb of a new tin roof on a vacant rit attic nWe Now by the great gross the thc stylIsh stylish ish ones are going red reddish or redder Today w within thin half a n mile r I counted ten teu redheads and not a n white horse In sight to prove the ancient saying S Waning Presidential Booms t X THAT with cyclones and floods WHAT V down south the dall dally daily press somehow tailed failed to record among our spring casualties the untimely end endot of ot the Governor Talmadge boom Poor little thing It passed a away wa at its home In Atlanta Ga Just as It was learning In In prattling accents to lisp pa Still SUll the shock did not catch some of or us res We had a feeling it wasn't going to live The second summer Is so frequently fatal to those Incubator babies For Instance you ou take the Ham Fish boom boon Or If It you ou didn't take It somebody certainly did because It It hasn't been seen or even heard of for months and months S I Gridiron Gridiron Club Dinners EXCEPT the the obituary column Olumn nothing could be sadder than thann the newspaper account of a n gridiron club dinner Yet gridiron club dinners dinners din din- ners aim to be satirically ly amusing and frequently are Turning them out must be a atre tremendously tre tre- tremendously tremendously hard Job because they deal with the national political scene and any producer of ot farces will tell you you ou can cant can't t burl burlesque a burlesque In other words you cant can't be very funny on a subject which already already already al al- al- al ready Is so much funnier than anythIng anything anything any any- thing you can think of and of-and and that's what the fellows at W Washington are up against This business of ot tr trying to be comIc comIc comic com com- ic Is a n serious business anyway especially especially especially es es- es- es since all comedy Is predIcated predicated predicated on d distress stress A fat man fallIng falling falling fall fall- ing down makes us laugh because he suffers both In spirit and flesh But If he lie Is a pallbearer say at a funeral and falls down on his own high hat and ma maybe be breaks up the services well services well now now then youve you've got something that's really funny A definition of comedy could be Tragedy st standing on Its head with Its pants torn 5 Self Chosen Landon Aids G LANDON LANDO must feel awfully fractional not to say badly scattered what with being levied on by so many comparative strangers nil all at once Ever Every day or two with an altruism rare rale In this selfish age some gallant volunteer effects himself by a acclamation as ns the governors governor's rs eastern manager or his western mana manager er or or his north- north western southwestern manager or something It mal makes es no difference that he md never have heard of ot these parties before beCore up to six months ago they'd ne cr never heard of ot him either Hes He's like a previously neglected orphan child who suddenly comes Into prospects prospect and finds ever everybody body In town tr trying In to adopt him Maybe Slay May be lie a better simile would b be that of ofa ofa a n lone Thanksgiving turkey at a ta ta- ta- ta of hU hungry gry boarders with this one snatching the drumstick and that one grabbing the second Joint joint joint- and Mr W. W R R. R Hearst clinging with witha a grip of oC Iron to the wishbone E Folly of a Parole System TOE THE iE perpetrators of ot the kidnap Ing lag case of a n few months ago up In III the state stale of ot Washington were both chronic offenders wb who vho despite their records had been paro paroled ed The fiend who ho recently committed the most hideous ous child murder that California has known In years ears was wasa a convict out On parole parol The degen Jegen- crate who has Just just- confessed d to murdering that poor defenseless gentlewoman gentlewoman gen gen- In New York York the other day was was was- yes was yes es youve you've guessed It Ithe Ithe ithe It- It he was a convict on parole And all over o the Union the work of ot turning loose criminals who ha have hae e enot not completed their liver t terms of punishment punish punish- ment Indeed In some cases hardly have e begun them goes merrily on L IRVI IRVIN S. S COBB Cop rl w S 'S Al and has waited until 2 15 a a. a m m. m for a motion by the subject then turns on the loudspeaker softly at first then at var varying Intensity When the subject awakens he pushes a buzzer which sounds In Inthe Inthe inthe the experimenters experimenter's room to Indicate that he Is awake The experimenter experiment experiment- er then notes the Intensity of ot sound necessary to awaken the sleeper the time of ot night and the time that elapsed between the motion of oC the sleeper and the stimulation by sound |