Show ON BEING A BORE By DOUGLAS MALLOCH I AM not what you'd call a n clam dam I dont don't know what to do about It I am nm at times the great I Am Not merely say It fairly shout It It And fill the family with shame A self made man of ot self made fame Th The things I know or think I 1 know It seems Im I'm always telling someone someone someone some some- one It seems I am a Dora though I must admit Im I'm not a dumb one 1 I think I am a wit so bright And people say that Im I'm half right My little Jokes I like to crack And p people always laugh politely po politely And yet they say behind my back I should converse more more eruditely Last night Invited out to dine I swore no more Id Id I'd try to shine So when there came a painful pause I kept as ns silent as I meant to And I must say the dinner was About the worst I ever went to I 1 dl didn't nt say ten words I guess ess And all the others even cn less l 1032 1932 Service |