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Show YELL THAT PROVED OF VALUE. Old Gentleman Had Underrated Hit Son's Abilities. A young man onco returned from college with long hair, a sweater tlia' had eleven distinct colors In Us fabric, a good opinion of himself and a col' lege yell that was terrifying. His father sized him up and then complained bitterly. His complaints were more bitter when he heard the college yell. "And I paid good money to have him acqulro those clothes and that fog-horn volco and exuberant throat development." ho groaned. "You don't care for the asked tho young man. "I do not," replied tho father. "It Is as valueless as the Bqucal of a pig and that is one part of tho animal which Is lost when he Is butchered." A few weeks later, while on a trip to a now country, tho father and son woro attacked by a hand of.maraudlng rufflans. Tho young man opened his mouth, throw tho reverse lover away ever In tho corner, and emitted a collego yell, which was substantially as follows: "Br-r-r-! Woof, woofwoof-woof! woofwoof-woof! Zip, zip, plppltyslp! compat, compah! Gurgoo, gurgoo! Wottcll, wortell! wheeeeeo!" The members of tho marauding band, amazed at the sound, and un-ablo un-ablo to understand it, turned and fled. "Maybe a collego education does pay," said the father, slowly. |