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Show Bird Was Removed. A woman rushed into a fashionable millinery establishment which she had left only an hour before with a now hat that cost her $75. She had returned re-turned to discard tho elaborate headgear. head-gear. "Why, madam, what Is tho troublo with this hat?" the milliner asked. "What Is tho matter?" gasped tho purchaser. "There Is much the matter. mat-ter. Why, I would not wear that again until that bird with tho big wing Is removed or set In a different position." posi-tion." "But that Is tho style," said the milliner. mil-liner. "Stylo or no style it has got to go," said the purchaser. "I will never wear that hat until I can go about without tho wings of birds sticking In tho eyes of men, and especially horrid men llko the horrid one that told mo that 'ono bird in tho bush Is worth two In a hat.' " Tho bird In the hat was removed. |