Show I IT Desert DustI Dust II I By Johnston I It is claimed that there are twenty twenty- different kInds of alcohol made madem m in the Mellon Institute of Pittsburgh all made synthetICally by chemical SkIll all twenty three manufactured with Ith crude oil as a base Then Thene we e let the newspapers tell us that we are go- go ing going to run out of alcohol and WIll be Importing It by the shIp load m in sixty days Unconstitutional constitutionality these w are m in about every news column lo in every newspaper you pickup pIck pIckup up You would think that the constitutIon constitution of the United States had always been followed to the letter until the past couple of years Most people feel about as Senator Borah He said in one of his recent s speeches of course we e have a constItutIon but bute we e can cant t teat eat it The sheep men are turning theIr pelts over to the government now Everyone will admIt that the govern govern- government government ment bUying these old gummer ewes es was a great help to the sheep men But you must not forget others that WIll be benefIted If we are not mis- mis taken mistaken there will wUl be a few Jews clean cleanup cleanup up a fortune on these pelts The government says that If you drink liquor get drunk buy a new car or pay a fine for disorderly conduct you can t have relief They will fool around until they lose every relief cus- cus tomer customer they have NIce that all this comes up after election But by next election the little politicians will ably probably have some other way of getting vot votes The dirt farmer says that If times livestock don t pIck up he will quit The live live- stock grO grower grOer er says he is forced to quit As half of the world orld is engaged in ag- ag agrIculture and stock raising and that is the sole reason that the other half is alive lets let's pray they don t quit Lets get marrIed said the boy Its no trouble you know my Dad is 15 a preacher 0 K with me said the the girl 11 to take ela a WhIrl irl at a atit tit it you know my Dad is the best divorce lawyer m in town A passenger on a river lIver steamer said to the colored waitress I notIce that tips are forbIdden here That's what the sIgn says said the waitress C but I Lord bless you honey tOney so was Wa the apples m the Garden of Eden |