Show HOWl or OF PROTEST IS MADE They Say Rules of Coatless Squad Discriminate Against Them Comfort Impossible BY rAT FAT MEN OF or SAlT SILT L lAKE By BILL w wl w Ow The Tho howl of ot protest goes forth shrill and piercing THE TELEGRAM or rather Am Amy Armstrong Is 15 discriminating with her ls squad cam campaign al So say the boys with tho the thirty-six thirty Inch waist 1 line or more moro who declare they cannot cannot cannot can can- not comply with the rule atthe of at the coatless squad Were being discriminated n against Nobody Nobody Nobody No No- body loves a fat at Bo hoo ba Sis Sic boom bat bal Rahl Rahi Rah Rahi Bal Bal Bai comes from tho the corpulent gentlemen averring a that tile the they above all others should be cue cared 1 for by Miss Mis Armstrong rather than be put under ban Who Is It Jt that perspires most on the thc hot days Who Is It that cant can't appear appeal coatless without suspenders It If wo we should leave our suspenders at home and trust to a belt woo woe to our legs Such Is tho tIm calamity Cr cry of ot the fat tat men of or tho lown town Imagine It Iti Said one man with a a. six fifty Inch waist lino line this morning as he ho wl wiped d the tho sweat from his No 19 neck I am the theone theone theone one who suffers euffe from tho the heat beat but I can cant can't t go without my suspenders It Is an Impossibility impossibility Im Im- im- im possibility unless l I want to be arrested In my Beta Bela V. V Deltas Imagine Martin Mulvey Bill Taft or nn of the tho other oilier celebrities trying to navigate In an any climate without their suspenders su It couldn't be he done It Is II IsH Isa H a physical Impossibility declared a a. delegation dele dele- ga gation of or this morning The following sot of resolutions wore were unanimously passed b by the Fat Q t Mens Men's i club last night and presented to THE TIlE TELEGRAM Resolved That Amy Armstrong quit discriminating against us That It shall be placed In the rules and regulations of oC the tho coatless squad that clean embroidered suspenders harmonizing har bar In color with the shirt and tie are nil O u. Ie ic That we admit our good nature but there thero Is IN a limit to everything That It be he made known to tho the public of alt Lake that It Is s Impossible under tho the present fashions for fat mans men's tai tailored tai tai- lored bred trou trousers troupers en to successfully keep a pair of pants on a thirty six waist line without tho aid of or suspenders Shocking Throat oat That unless such resolutions be b compiled complied com corn plied piled with fat men during tho the prevailing hot weather will appear In bathing suits sult us liS It Is Impossible for us members of the Fat Mens Men's clubs to wear coats while tho the thin ones go 10 The fat men are arc willing to extend themselves themselves themselves them them- selves and got get suspenders that will be beautiful to look upon They are willing even cven even eager eager to to buy the good looking shirts and neckties to match No soiled shirts will be worn b by a single member of ot the crew but tho the distinction of ot sus- sus and men with suspenders must not bo be held The fat men wish It understood that tho the lean ones one are aro not Included They should go without suspenders In fact tact affirms one ono of or our mo most t healthy looking specimens of manhood of our City B Beautiful Beau Beau- u- u there Is Ss nothing so obnoxious as 8 a skinny man In suspenders but put a 1 fat fatman fatman fatman man In them ann and what more esthetic sight could be al asked for A real picture of or perfect contentment I and happiness according to this fat tal friend Is IsA IsA isA Is- Is A fat man wearing hand embroidered suspenders a l white silk shirt his hie coat thrown away awny In the discard and his hla Panama pushed on tho the back of his head as he defies denes the heat at degrees Makes Him Hint Sour There Thora Is never a more Jovial son person than a but the psychological effect of a coat In hot weather feather plays havoc with his good humor It sours him himon himon himon on the world according to one of the tho tribe and makes a pessimist of him Now It 1 Is only natural for a thin man to be a a. grouch but unnatural for a n fat one to be Why make the fat men grouches That Am Amy Armstrong could have overlooked overlooked overlooked over over- looked the comfort of the white hopes In compiling her hot weather comforts the tho big waist lined Individuals are perturbed perturbed perturbed per per- not a ti little bit In fact act thc they are aI real peeved and chagrined If it the truth must out It has not met with their Idea of or happiness to be entirely overlooked Just Imagine lne a healthy good natured fat at man marching down the center aisle of a n moving picture theatre with his coat coal oft off and Then Imagine his state of oC mind when he feels his trousers slip from his Inch forty waistline What Joy and bliss It Is for tor him to be a member of the coatless squad was waa the Illustration put forth Corth by our most congenial congenial congenial con con- genial heavy weight But he continues Is It not a picture picture pic plc- ture tune for sore core eyes to see this same sarno man tread down the tho center aisle his coat off wearing wearing- new white suspenders to match his white silk shirt In perfect ease easo of mind knowing that no rio dreadful accident will take pla place Another Trouble Another trouble which confronts the fat tat fatman fatman tatman man who attempts to be cool coatless and his shirt wont won't stay In Try as they may ma the fat tat men say It Is Impossible to keep their shirts Inside their pants without suspenders This Is ex extreme extreme ex- ex discomfort to say the least leat and causes the temperature to rise riso several degrees degrees de de- de- de grees right away To be cool a person must be In a cool state of mind As soon as things go bO wrong 1 such as IlS trousers slipping and shirts coming out the heat begins to tell Let us wear our suspenders we suspenders we promIse prom- prom lne Ise they will be anything but vulgar but buton buton buton on tho the contrary pretty and good 1000 to look at and at-and and well we'll Join the throng thronS' only too willingly But when It Is decidedly do- do stated that suspenders are on theban theban the tho ban what can we do Is the cry of or tho the Fat Mens Men's club Now Non when wo we appear with suspenders on on everyone everone looks at ua us In scorn Lean men who dont don't know what It Is to suffer with tho the heat give us ue scornful glances that are Bra provocation enough to fight Just let It be Included In tho the rules rule and regulations that all nIl men with a waist waistline waistline waistline line over thirty six Inches be allowed to wear suspenders others be barred And An AndI I I i f 3 j furthermore we prom promise Iso to chastise e nn any skinny man who attempts to violate the tho rules SW and come under tho the tat fat mens men's re restrictions restrictions xe- xe by hy wearing suspenders |