Show HOWl HOL OF Ur nr PROTEST IQ Ij IS MADE They Say Rules of Goalless Coatless Squad I Discriminate Against Them Comfort Impossible BY FUT FIT MEN OF SAlT SIT L lAKE By BILL Ow w w Ow The rile howl of ot protest goes forth shrill ane and piercing TUg TUB TEJ TEU or rather rother Am Amy Armstrong I Is discriminating with her hr coatless squad campaign So say the boys bOs with the tho thirty six Inch waist line pr r more who declare they can not comply with the rule of ot the COil coatless s squad Were being discriminated against nl Nobody Nobody No No- body loves JOWS a fat Cat man hoo Bo-hoo ba bal Sis Sig boom ba ha bat RaId Rah Rah flah Ba Da Dal Del comes from the tho corpulent gentlemen averring ll I It if i r t that the they c above all others I should hould be lared for Cor tJ by Miss ll's Armstrong rather than b bo be put under ban who Vho Is It that perspires most moat on the hot days das Who ho Is i IJ that cant can't app appear ar coatless without suspenders If It we should leave our suspenders at home and trust to a belt woe oe to our legs Such Is the calamity cry of ot the fat men of or the town Imagine It Said one man with nith a six fifty inch waist alst line this morning as an he wi wiped ed the sweat from his No l 19 neck I 1 am the theone theone theone one who ho suffers from the heat but I cant can't go JO without m my suspenders It Is an impossibility im im- im possibility unless I want to be arrested Il In ln m my Beta Reta V y Deltas Imagine Martin Mulvoy cy Bill Taft or nn any of oC the other celebrities trying to navigate ato In an any climate without their suspenders It couldn't be dono done It Is Isa Isa Isa a physical Impossibility declared a delegation dele gallon gation of oC this morning The Tho following ln set act of resolutions were unanimously nl sl pI passed d by the Fat Mens Men's IA LI LII I l I 1 r club last night and presented to TIlE THE TELEGRAM Resolved That Am Amy Armstrong quit I discriminating against us I That It shall be Placed d In the rules and re regulations of ot the squad that clean embroidered suspenders har liar In color with the shirt and tic are all O. O K That we admit our good nature but there Is H a limit to everything c That It be tie made known to the public of oC wait alt all Lake that It Is Impossible under the thc present fashions fashion for fa fat t mens men's tailored tai tai- tai tai- lored bred trousers to successfully keep a pair pall of pants on a thirty-six thirty waist line without time the aid ahl of oC suspenders Shocking Threat That unless such resolutions be he com coi- plied piled with fat men luring during the hot veather will appear In suits as It 11 II Is impossible for Cor or us liS members member of the time Fat Men's Mens ren clubs lo to wear cam lar coats while hire bile the time thin n ones go o coa tlc s. s The fat men are willing to them selves HIU get Iet s tha that t will be VP beautiful to look upon They arc are willing even I eager to cager to hu buy the tho good looking shirts abuts anti and neckties to match malch No soiled shirts will be worn b by a single 10 mom be r of at tIme the crew but the distinction of oC I t sue sue- us- us and amid men with suspenders must riot not be held The fat men wish it understood that the lean ones arc nrc not Included The They should go o without suspenders In fact affirms one of our mo most t healthy looking specimens of manhood of our CIt City Beau Deau- there ls is nothing to so 0 obnoxious ns as a l skinny man In l suspenders but put a fa fat at I n In lii S thorn hem a and Hili what ulma t more esthetic l sight be Pc ked asked for A 4 real picture of It pel feet contentment and happiness according to this fal fat friend Is IsA isA is- is A fat man wearing hand embroidered suspenders a whIte silk shirt his coat thrown away in the discard and his hie panama pushed on the back of ot his h head d as he lie defies the heat helt at ut 10 degrees I Makes Him mm Sour II There Is la never a n more Jovial per person on than a but the psychological effect cl of a n coat in hot weather plays plas havoc with his good humor It sours him I Ion on time the world according to one of or tho the j tribe and makes a a. pessimist of him Now It is 19 only natural for a thin roan man to be bo a il I grouch but unnatural for Cor si a L fat one to be he j Why make the fat men grouches s I That Am Amy Armstrong could coul have overlooked overlooked over over- looked tho the comfort of tho the white hopes In compiling bier hor hot weather comforts the big waist lined individuals Individual are perturbed per per- turbot not a n little bit In fact act they are real peeved pee and chagrined if IC the time truth lruth must flutist out It has not met with their Idea of happiness to be entirely overlooked Just Imagine a healthy good natured fat man marching down the center aisle of a moving picture theatre with hilt coat coal off ort and Then Imagine Ine his lila state of oC mind when he feels his trousers troupers slip from his Inch forty waistline What jO Joy and bliss It Is for him to he be a member of the coatless squad was the aI I Illustration put forth b by our most congenial congenial congenial con con- genial heavy Y wel weight ht But he ho continues Is It not a picture pic plc- ture for sore eyes ees to see soo this same flame man I tread down the center r aisle algIe his coat oft off wearing new whito suspenders to match his white silk shirt In perfect paso ease of mind knowing that no dreadful accident will take place Another Trouble I Another trouble which confronts the fatman fat fatman fatman man who attempts to be cool cools coatless and s his shirt won won t t sra stay In Try as the they may the fat at men Ia say It Is Impossible to keep their thell shirts Inside their p pants without suspenders This Is ex ex cx- I discomfort to say the least and causes the time temperature to rise several degrees de de- de grees right rig awn away To bo be cool a person must be In a 3 cool state of ot mind As soon as things go o ron t wrong such sueh as HI trousers slipping and shirts coming out the heat begins to tell I Let us wear our suspenders suspenders we we promIse prom prom- I IliC lee Ise the they will be anything but vulgar but buton buton 1 on th contrary pretty and good to look Jook at and at-and and well we'll join the tho coatless throng throns ani only too willingly b But when it Is decidedly de do- stated that suspenders are on the ban what can we do Is the tIme cr cry of ot the Fa Fat t Mens Men's club Now when we appear with suspenders on everyone looks at us In scorn Lean men who dont don't know what it is to suffer ruffer with the heat give gle us scornful glances that are provocation enough h to fight light Just let it be Included In the rules and regulations that all men with a waist line over oer thirty six Inches be bo allowed to wear suspenders others bo be barred And I i t tj j furthermore we wo promise to chastise an any skinny man who a attempts to violate the rules mules and anti come conic under the fat tat mens men's restrictions re re- re l h by wea wearing suspenders |