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Show L THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH r; t 1 r n-- l CT toy Len KleU S VIRGIL. , vou H r ZZZH STwKMK ) Ol VCSt TALKltTHRUK I J WOWS A &UY EVER J r TO f (V) ESJK; RBLQli0 l! GONNA COMMAND fTT Too Literally THE OWNER of a large business bought a number of signs reading, "Do it Now," and had them hung around the office, hoping to inspire his people with promptness and energy in their work. In his private office one day soon afterward a friend asked him how the scheme affected the staff. "Well, not just the way I thought it would," answered the proprietor. "The cashier skipped with thirty thousand dollars, the head book-keeper eloped with the private sec-retary, three clerks asked for an increase of salary, and the office boy lit out to become a bandit." COOPERATIVE Fire Chief (putting recruit through his paces) "We have only one fire engine. Now, suppose we are called away to a fire and you are left in charge of the station. Another fire breaks out several miles away. What would you do about the second fire?" Recruit "I'd endeavor to keep it alight, sir, until you got back." Not Even Injured A cow-punch- ordered a steak at a restaurant. The waiter brought it in rare very rare. The cow-punch- er looked at it and demanded that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked. "It is cooked," snapped the waiter. "Cooked nothing," replied the r. "I've seen cows hurt worse than that and get well." Fair Enough "I've got a cow I want to sell you, Charlie." "Yes? Would she fit into my Guernsey herd?" "No; I dunno as she would." "Does she give lots of milk?" "No; I can't say as she gives lots of milk, but I can tell you this: She's a kind, gentle, good natured old cow, and if she's got any milk she'll give it to you." Double Dilemma The stranger sitting opposite the two spinsters on the train was a practical joker. When the train swooshed Into a dark tunnel the man imitated loud kissing noises. As the train emerged into daylight the man arose and bowing to both the old ladies, said: "I don't know which of you ladies I should thank for those pleasant moments." FRIENDLY ADVICE "I hear you and your neighbor are on the outs. What happened?" "Well, my kids are taking music lessons, and the other day he sent over an ax with a note saying, "Try this on your piano!" Con Game The hired man on a farm went on his first trip to the city. He re-turned wearing a scarf pin set with at least four carats bulk radiance. The jewelry dazzled the village belles, and excited the envy of the other men. His employer bluntly asked if it was a real diamond. "Wall, if it ain't," answered the hired man, "I've been skun out o' four bits." ALWAYS CORRECT A man boasted of having eat-en 49 boiled eggs. "Why did you not eat one more and make it 50?" asked one of his listeners. "Humph, do you want a man to make a hog of himself just for one egg?" 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