| Show I Cr Were ncr A 4 I I THINK IT JT OVER I I No 6 These G-These These letters propS prop I arranged make a popular prove I I a What i is J IAnswer i iAnswer Answer to yesterdays yesterday's A bed MODERN LEGENDS Once there was a beautiful da dat who had her choice of two suite suito both young and handsome The Tho approached her humbly and s sr thusly Dear lady your charm of into info is unsurpassed Your wit is I ing and to note the subtle play of j jis thoughts is a delight You a are e f fand and you are true I am api am not rich I 1 II I have high ideals end anti you are a y v inspiration Will you be mi mit I He withdrew to wait for her ans' ans IThe The second suitor approached the d dIsel d. d I Isel eel sel and spoke thusly I got lot lotI I dough Youre You're the prettiest kid I k kr Get Get your hat I IThe The damsel married the first s su VERSE AND VERSE Kanosh makes us think oi of wheeze I Well We'll try it once more if if please Its It's really quite clear To pronounce it my dear Y You u stand in a breeze and sneeze WED WE'D LIKE TO KNOW KNOW- KNOW 4 Why a stolen overcoat wh wl cost 40 has increased in v to 80 when the loss is to the police Y Where all the cooing dc do do- who used to haunt the city pa pat are now roosting 7 How Santa Claus Glaus is going get all his presents in roll di do stockings 7 I There is nothing to equal an ed edtion r i tion tion Recently Dave Clayton of of- of anti vice squad captured a still close by lay Jay an encyclopedia open ope the the chapter on how to make y yown own Now comes Albert Stillwell Denver Cob Colo who informs the fe fed officials that he learned th the ar art I 1 counterfeiting from books in the p pi library FOOTBALL By J. J F E. E C. C He sent his boy to college And now he cries alack r 1 i He spent ten tei thousand dolAnd doll dol dollAnd dollAnd And got a quarter back w The Scottish bowling t team am is is' is companied by a band of pipers w wit wh plays prior to every important mi mat matThe matThe The general opinion is that this gl avery unfair advantage to the ne no nor erners who are used to It The Th Tho P Pling Pa ling ing Show Lon London 4 The rose is red the violets violet's blue so is a man when his rent falls d di du e Western Christian Advocate t SI There are people who Invest inman in in- inG n G man marks just as there are men believe that hair can be made to gron gr- gr c con gr on fl bald heads Boston Boston Shoe Leather Reporter I Tho he industrial unrest doesn't doesn t imi im imp our lour progress nearly so much as the rest Columbia Record II I ENCOURAGING He I He-I I suppose It would be quite proper for tor me to kiss you on sue such short acquaintance I She Yes She Yes but its it's quite early in t evening yet Boston Boston Transcript 1 HOW IT HAPPENED How is It ft sir thundered the 1 Ir Ira parent that I find you OU here spar spark my daughter at this unseemly hour hou Doubtless sarcastically the young oung man it is because y came snooping around down here you n wh you Ou ought to have been in Ia bed al a asleep Oakland asleep Oakland Tribune j J JIto He Ito Angrily Youre You're Youre You're so shaU can see right through you you Oh Jack can you really I t to mama this dress material was as thin i thin J Judge dge 1 Geraldine Farrar threatens to rev re reve Lou past Lou evide neglected the advice to get em yo you n nand and tell em nothing San San Franc Francisc Chronicle 11 I I I I Most men hate long sermons b bu they were given the preachers preacher's cha chato chane I to talk without interruption the eig eight day clock would run down first first To ledo Blade I It costs a year t I New York City and a lot of pee think it would be e better to close i it Life There can be no such h thing as u u versa versal peace so long as a man 8 goe about the house dropping ashes all o othe ov ovel the rugs Tulsa rugs Tulsa Tribune J Admiral Kato suggests give i take as the motto of the conference Toddle top should not nottE proposed as the official San Francisco Chronicle recent One of the questions in a was Where ar are the k kan found 1 Did you ever look look I Ia Ina a bottle of hooch Los hooch Los Angeles Tin Tim I NOT STRANGE j I People laugh until they roar 1 I When young When young Cupid plays his trie trIcks Joins a wife who's four feet To a husband four foot But nut its it's hot so strange you know Do not smile at her escort In these days davs of style and show I Nearly ever husbands husband's short every Pittsburg Lead Leader r AN AN ARTIST Your friend DUfur seems to hj ha hay been a failure In life me j hes he's master of ot one But a said Mr I J JAnd And what is that 3 I b Pie He has the most perfect aIn in negotiating a a. loan I have ever eer w wit Birmingham Age Herald f fReady Ready to Oblige j jJohn John can you OU let mo rue have a I. I lit little money 4 Certainly darling About how Ii lit ht- ht London Mail J LOndon lOl tic i I |
